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sortinghat_rp2012-10-28 01:45 pm
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-10-28 01:45 pm
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Eight Sick Beats
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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool
go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie
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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blahlooks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies
how does my broom make my ass look
has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool
go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie
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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies
how does my broom make my ass look
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Whatever.
[He'll just sit there and wait.]
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Hey, Dirk.
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Sup Dave.
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You gonna delouse your pubes and tell me what's up?
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It'll be okay.
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Yeah. [Everyone keeps saying it. He just needs to start believing it.] Your birthday is soon.