Eight Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie

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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

Comments

[opparate]

But what if it's too cold to not wear pants? Can I wrap my waist in a scarf? Or wear two cloaks?

[clockspinner]

hell you could wear a skirt for all it matters
though if youre gonna go for a kilt you gotta wear it the traditional way

too many layers might make it obvious that your jibblies are on the retreat but whatever you think you can get away with

[opparate]

I'm not going to wear a skirt because I'm a man, but maybe an extra pair of underpants because it's too cold or no pants. Also, I don't want to have an underpants problem and accidentally show my thing!

[clockspinner]

sure layer it on up
cant have anyone showing their thing
that would be catastrophic

[opparate]

Of course not! Girls will say, "Yaaa, that's so naughty, now I can never get married!" or something. It'd be terrible.

[clockspinner]

have to protect their delicate virtues
we cant just let our wee willy winkies run roughshod through the town
theyll be tainted forever