Eight Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie

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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

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[di_intraining]

And I bet Dunbroch was over the moon with your recent performance. 16 goals Strider. I reckon that's a new record.

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[clockspinner]

what merida says and thinks about my performance is between me and her and you aint gonna intimidate me for shit fuckbrain
the exact amount of fucks i give about your opinion is so far in the negatives that it has ceased to hold a consistent atomic structure
you have hit the absolute zero of shits given
my fucks are a smeared amalgam of atoms on the inside of my underwear so beyond anything quantifiable with human science that they have utterly ceased to exist as separate molecules
this aint no -272.9999999999 bullshit we have reached the full -273 degrees

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[di_intraining]

It's not me that's going to be disappointed if you play another shit game Strider, just to put it out there. I just think you've got better things to do than come up with idiotic suggestions. You do realise that the robes aren't going to be warm enough when you go commando.

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[clockspinner]

let me use small words so you understand
mind
your
own
damn
business

anyway i bet even if they flew north for warmer climes my testes would still be bigger than yours

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[di_intraining]

If you're going to disregard a friendly bit of advice, then I suppose that's fair enough. It's not my house I'm letting down with my piss-poor performance.

I'm secure enough in my manhood, thanks. I don't need big balls to be the better person.

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[clockspinner]

go give a badger a rimjob

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[di_intraining]

Don't say I didn't warn you when you freeze your boys down there. That'll do wonders for your game, I'm sure.