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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie

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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah ~~looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro~~
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

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i think you mightve missed the part where we all have to wear robes that come down so low professors would have to be aiming to touch our ochinchins if they were gonna check to see if we were wearing pants
and anyway nowhere did i say i was gonna make people not wear pants if your harbls get that cold then keep on keepin on soldier

Dave, they're still minors. And you're a minor, and you're encouraging them to go without clothing?

My...what? What's a harbl?

whoa now slow down there brother jeremiah
lets not get too radical here i said nothing about full nudity
gotta keep them ankles covered and everything lest someone get scandalized

and its not like im encouraging them to bump uglies just saying if they wanna let it all hang loose they have my endorsement

you know
your business
your jimmies
the pot o gold at the end of the peenbow
tweedle dee and tweedle dong

There's always a chance of someone taking it too far. You are speaking to a group of kids.

Dave, I think that list is proof you have way too much free time.

yeah exactly
and the target audience youre talking about
prepubescent kids
somehow i dont think we have to worry about a rash of the underage sexytimes
should i add a remember kids always use protection

steve
steve are you questioning the depth and width of my dong knowledge

Almost every student in this school is underage.

I'm questioning why you even need to have "dong knowledge".

are we talking legal adult age or age of consent

because i have one
i need to know what im protecting people from lest my manly seed spring forth fully-formed as a woman wearing armor because i ate her mother to keep her from being born

Both.

Dave, as much as you may believe otherwise, you're not a god.

is there even such a thing as wizarding age of consent

my inner goddess disagrees

I would hope so, but not all of us were born into the wizarding world. So would their laws apply to those of us who don't live in the world?

Your inner goddess seems to be giving you an identity crisis.

considering theyre the ones whod be knocking on our door crying statutory if something happened while we were here i think were pretty well in wizarding jurisdiction rn
they arent gonna extradite you to muggle court for something that happened at a place that muggles cant even see

my inner goddess knows exactly what the hell shes doing tyvm

The student's parents could press charges on an older student.

Right. Because that doesn't sound at all like you have split personalities.

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