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[status_is_not_quo]

Now that everyone is done celebrating boorish feats of strength, I was wondering if I could get 5-10 volunteers to help me test a new spell that I've been working on. It's a very simple security spell, and I can guarantee with 82% certainty that you won't get hurt if you agree to be a subject. It's not intended to be harmful, we'll put it that way. (You might, however, experience residual tingling in the extremities, and possibly loosened bowels. I'm still working out the kinks.

For liability reasons, I'll only take volunteers third year and up (I would say fifth and up, but, well, I wouldn't want to exclude anyone my age). My name is Billy Harris, Slytherin 5th year, and if you leave your name, house, and year I will contact you within the next few days to sort out the experiment.

Comments

[marshall_lee]

What kind of security spell is this and please tell me you're not going to be testing it out in our dorm?

[arrogantalloy]

[As if Tony could ever let an entry from the only Slytherin genius pass uncommented on by him.]

Is this going to be another one of your amazing experiments that turns out really well on your own then actually blows up in your face?

Because if it is. I want to be there to watch this happen.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Even though I cannot participate, I would greatly enjoy witnessing the experiment.

[arachnoble]

Perhaps you should test on things less likely to take issues to the Ministry if things go wrong.

[wwistful]

I'm sure nothing I tell you will differ from what Miss Matteris has already covered.
[Filter]
I would suggest making that 82% closer to a 90 before you risk harming your class mates. What kind of security spell is it, exactly?

[ihaveanappforthat]

How very interesting. Especially when you've been met with such negativity.

[sixbuckdropout]

whats the intenton of the spell? may or may not be interested

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Are you expecting anyone to actually agree to this?