Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[cantstarvethisfire]

Some wizarding clothes are bad enough to handle.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, you're as sharp as a tack.

[arrogantalloy]

Steal a scone to tide you over.

[arrogantalloy]

Expression included, yeah.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, even I try to avoid that. Not really the most stylish people, wizards.

[cantstarvethisfire]

I have to agree since we're in a castle with torches lining the halls.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, but you have to agree, wizard architecture is more impressive and less, well, weird.

[sixbuckdropout]

I know

[arrogantalloy]

This is one of those 'oh Dean' moments. You know this right?

[brothor]

That is a most excellent idea! Perhaps you truly are a genius!!

[sixbuckdropout]

You're just now realizing how cool I am or something?

[arrogantalloy]

This isn't a cool moment for you.

[sixbuckdropout]

Oh

_{[And then it hits him.]}

This isn't cool for you either.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah. I never really try to be cool, to be honest. It either happens or it doesn't.
I can't really help it if I hit more than I miss.

[arrogantalloy]

Good to see you're finally noticing. Only took four years. But hey, you noticed.

[cantstarvethisfire]

It is nicer, and you can trick space for more room.

[arrogantalloy]

Well yeah, when you know the right spells. So it's always more fun than anything most things muggles can do.

[brothor]

You finally gave me a reason to!

[cantstarvethisfire]

You could make a fun haunted house that way.

[sixbuckdropout]

That's not really the point.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait? There was a point to any of this?

[arrogantalloy]

You know, you've given me some fantastic ideas for Halloween now. Of course, I'm going to have to wait till I graduate to even put any of them into practice.

[arrogantalloy]

You think you're really cute, don't you? Right now I mean.

[brothor]

Cute is not a word I would use to describe myself in any situation, no.

[arrogantalloy]

In this instance it means 'funny' more than it does as actually cute.