Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Steal a scone to tide you over.

[brothor]

That is a most excellent idea! Perhaps you truly are a genius!!

[arrogantalloy]

Good to see you're finally noticing. Only took four years. But hey, you noticed.

[brothor]

You finally gave me a reason to!

[arrogantalloy]

You think you're really cute, don't you? Right now I mean.

[brothor]

Cute is not a word I would use to describe myself in any situation, no.

[arrogantalloy]

In this instance it means 'funny' more than it does as actually cute.

[brothor]

Then why did you not say funny? Cute is a creepy word to use. You are being creepy. Perhaps you are not a genius.

[arrogantalloy]

Because you're the cute kind of funny. Like a basset hound puppy falling over it's ears while running. You laugh, but then go 'd'aaaw'.

[brothor]

You are making me feel uncomfortable.

[arrogantalloy]

Now you know how I feel around you sometimes.

[brothor]

I have never implied that you are attractive to me in any manner. Or as endearing as puppies tend to be.

[arrogantalloy]

Says the guy who suggested we be friends with benefits.

[brothor]

But we are friends with benefits..

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not explaining this again.

Sure, friends with benefits, that's us. Always ready for a snuggle puddle you and I.

[brothor]

You never explained it in the first place.

Snuggling is not a benefit.

[arrogantalloy]

Because it's awkward to tell you.

You know what. It's sex and making out without dating.

Still want to be my friends with benefits?

So yeah, snuggling is a benefit.

[brothor]

I certainly did not mean it like that.





Why is that a term people use...

[arrogantalloy]

People like no strings attached sex?

[brothor]

People like you, you mean?

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, like me. How else would I know what the meaning of it is?

[brothor]

You seem to know a considerable amount of muggle terminology. Or is it an American term? I've not heard of it.

[arrogantalloy]

Probably both, really. And of course I do, Dad's company makes and sells muggle weapons and technology as well as spells, brooms and charms for witches and wizards.

[brothor]

American muggles are endearingly strange. What other terminology can you teach me?

Your father sounds as if he is a cool person.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I've always thought that too. I could always teach you the way of the bases.

He's more of a genius than me, and has helped hundreds with his research and inventions. So yeah, you could call him cool.