Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[brothor]

Then why did you not say funny? Cute is a creepy word to use. You are being creepy. Perhaps you are not a genius.

[arrogantalloy]

Because you're the cute kind of funny. Like a basset hound puppy falling over it's ears while running. You laugh, but then go 'd'aaaw'.

[brothor]

You are making me feel uncomfortable.

[arrogantalloy]

Now you know how I feel around you sometimes.

[brothor]

I have never implied that you are attractive to me in any manner. Or as endearing as puppies tend to be.

[arrogantalloy]

Says the guy who suggested we be friends with benefits.

[brothor]

But we are friends with benefits..

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not explaining this again.

Sure, friends with benefits, that's us. Always ready for a snuggle puddle you and I.

[brothor]

You never explained it in the first place.

Snuggling is not a benefit.

[arrogantalloy]

Because it's awkward to tell you.

You know what. It's sex and making out without dating.

Still want to be my friends with benefits?

So yeah, snuggling is a benefit.

[brothor]

I certainly did not mean it like that.





Why is that a term people use...

[arrogantalloy]

People like no strings attached sex?

[brothor]

People like you, you mean?

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, like me. How else would I know what the meaning of it is?

[brothor]

You seem to know a considerable amount of muggle terminology. Or is it an American term? I've not heard of it.

[arrogantalloy]

Probably both, really. And of course I do, Dad's company makes and sells muggle weapons and technology as well as spells, brooms and charms for witches and wizards.

[brothor]

American muggles are endearingly strange. What other terminology can you teach me?

Your father sounds as if he is a cool person.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I've always thought that too. I could always teach you the way of the bases.

He's more of a genius than me, and has helped hundreds with his research and inventions. So yeah, you could call him cool.

[brothor]

I always wonder if they feel the same about us, then I remember they do not know about us. Our uncle says they write stories about us, though!

Could you? That would be most helpful.

I wonder what would happen if your father and my father met.

[arrogantalloy]

Some of the stories and movies the show about wizards and witches are all kinds of funny. Especially some of the things they right about Merlin, because some of it gets almost close to fact.

I'm sure it will really help you out with Usagi.

I'm assuming you mean without the aid of a seance. But they'd probably get along.

[brothor]

I should like to see some muggle fabrications of wizard life! I imagine it would be as funny as it is informative.

Do you think so? Do you think she would know the same words as you?

What do you

Ah
Nevermind!