Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[patrioticspells]

I don't think you can find a bird that big.

[arrogantalloy]

Still got a lot to learn about the world of magic. I'm sure it's possible.

Hey I was at least being realistic. I was almost going to ask for one the size of Thor.

[patrioticspells]

Is magically altering poultry legal?

Can you even eat that much turkey?

[arrogantalloy]

Doesn't have to be the turkey, could be the crops. And personally I'm not up to date on the whole magically modified food. But hey if it was a toaster you made sing, then yeah, that's illegal.