Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

It's Mercer that's arranging it, not me. She's the one you should be thanking. But I do get the credit for dictating the size.

I'm starting to be concerned about how it's taking me less time to understand your handwriting the more I read it.

Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?

[sixbuckdropout]

Then Ill' have to thank her too.

Onestly it should be like a an acomplishement for you or something.
Auror is close enough isnt it?

[arrogantalloy]

Not that much of an accomplishment. I have to decode Sherlock on an hourly basis. Both his writing and how he talks.

And they're only close when it comes to where they're placed in a dictionary.

[sixbuckdropout]

O true. Its like its not even English or something.

[arrogantalloy]

You do know that's coming from you and your hand writing, right?

[sixbuckdropout]

I thought we were talking about Sherlock.

[arrogantalloy]

Only because I was saying I have no trouble reading your handwriting because of him.

[sixbuckdropout]

Maybe you should send him a thank you card.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, don't see that happening. He's smug enough.

[sixbuckdropout]

Then scratch that idea.

[arrogantalloy]

Don't need to scratch it. It was never written down.

[sixbuckdropout]

How efishe effecient thorough of you.

[arrogantalloy]

I do try my best there. I mean, hey? Who doesn't like efficiency?

[sixbuckdropout]

I guess... someone who doesn't.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, you're as sharp as a tack.

[sixbuckdropout]

I know

[arrogantalloy]

This is one of those 'oh Dean' moments. You know this right?

[sixbuckdropout]

You're just now realizing how cool I am or something?

[arrogantalloy]

This isn't a cool moment for you.

[sixbuckdropout]

Oh

_{[And then it hits him.]}

This isn't cool for you either.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah. I never really try to be cool, to be honest. It either happens or it doesn't.
I can't really help it if I hit more than I miss.

[sixbuckdropout]

That's not really the point.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait? There was a point to any of this?

[sixbuckdropout]

Totally.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah? What is it then?