Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[cantstarvethisfire]

Are you even going to be able to do that? Won't you have to wait until you're seventeen still?

[arrogantalloy]

If you wait a year between each letter the minister can't get that pissed at you. This is experience talking.

Also, I'd be doing it back in New York. Their ministry might not be as strict... Or stricter. Ah well, they can scold me after a fantastic Halloween.

[cantstarvethisfire]

That's good to know, at least for people who won't be turning seventeen soon.

[arrogantalloy]

Well I don't really advertise it. It's just a pattern I noticed.

[cantstarvethisfire]

It's a smart pattern.