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[bev_rage]

don't feel bad, ravenclaw
we teird tried
losing hardcore just means we're gonna have to whoop whoever we're goin up against next extra hard!!!

oh yeah and good job, hufflebadgers

[filtered away from Rose, Dave and Dirk]

ok so
my cousins' birthdays are coming up soon and i wanna suruprise surprise them with something awesome
i can't really get them anythig cause im stuck in the castle (ps being a 1st year SUUUUUUCKS cause of the "no Hogsmeade for anyone under 3rd year thing) but i wanna do something special
any sugestions?

[filtered to Rose, Dave and Dirk]

hey hey hey
what do you guys want for your birthdays? since they're, yknow, NEXT WEEK n all

Comments

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[givesyouaboner]

I want to hang out with you, Rose, and Dave.

filtered

[bev_rage]

come on theres gotta be more than that

[givesyouaboner]

Well, I'd like Orangina to be there too.

[bev_rage]

ill find her some fancy tuna for the occasion

[givesyouaboner]

I approve of this plan.

[bev_rage]

ps im makin you a present whether you want it or not

[givesyouaboner]

P.P.S. I am too.

[bev_rage]

hmog
whatre you getting me???

[givesyouaboner]

It's a surprise, Roxy. You'll find out next week.

Filtered; I forgot to get to this DERP

[seeringlight]

Your everlasting love.
Also, world domination. Make it snappy.

Filtered; S'ALL GOOD .3.

[bev_rage]

too late i'm already getting that for dave
can't just get you two the same present, that'd be rude ;)

but world domaintion domination i can work on

Filtered;

[seeringlight]

Obviously I have to kill him now so I may receive the proper affection I so rightfully deserve.
My hand is being forced out and he will regret claiming my love of my dear cousin.

I do love world domination before tea time.

Filtered;

[bev_rage]

oh nooo i shoulve known youd be capable of bromicide rosie
murother
first degree broslaughter

u bring the tea, ill bring the world