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Monkey Slut - what's the chances of that coming up in a normal conversation?

So it's that time of year again where I have to say sadly there is only one of me ladies, so don't get your hopes too high up thinking that I'm going to ask you to the ball. If I could please everyone, I would. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Possible sacrifices include multiple female dates to the ball.

Are the rumours true? Is Wrinklefucker really leaving? Has he left? Wrinklefucker I will miss you dearly. You'll forever have a place in my heart!

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Y'know, maybe you should get over yourself. More girls might be interested in dating a try hard that way.

I got over myself the other night before bed.

Uh-huh.

Edited 2012-11-28 02:55 (UTC)

i'm not lying, wiped it clean off on Moriarty's bed's drapes, proofs all there if you don't believe me.

Edited (whoops) 2012-11-28 03:00 (UTC)

...I did not need to know that.

No wonder you can't get a date if you give personal information like that to a 12 year old girl regularly.

Who says I can't get a date?

And anyway i'll have you know you're going to grow up one day, I'm doing you a favour.

Your entry kinda screams that you don't have one.

I wouldn't call that a favor.

I've just started the harvest.

it totally is though, so you're welcome.

'Harvest'.

How about you go die in a fire?

i'd really rather not.

Then I'll be sure to set it in motion next time I see you.

are you hitting on me? i'm not a paedophile.

What part of threatening to set you on fire sounds like I'm hitting on you?

I already have a boy I like. Now sod off.

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