Monkey Slut - what's the chances of that coming up in a normal conversation?

[smackmybitchup]

 So it's that time of year again where I have to say sadly there is only one of me ladies, so don't get your hopes too high up thinking that I'm going to ask you to the ball. If I could please everyone, I would. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Possible sacrifices include multiple female dates to the ball.





Are the rumours true? Is Wrinklefucker really leaving? Has he left? Wrinklefucker I will miss you dearly. You'll forever have a place in my heart!

Comments

[smackmybitchup]

Good point, but you've got to imagine how wrinkly his balls are, y'know?

[plushaeusrumpified]

See, up until now I'd tried avoiding that. But now I can't.

Gotta admit though, they're probably wrinklier than an elephant's.

The real question though is why you're thinking of his balls in the first place. Got something to tell the class?

[smackmybitchup]

you really can't say you wonder about that? like imagine granny shagging, you wouldn't know what was wrinkle and what was snatch.

[plushaeusrumpified]

The only time I think about grannies are when I'm trying to kill an urge. But thanks, I gotta hand it to you. You've given me the best way to do that. Really.

[smackmybitchup]

I always think of that or honeydew when I'm trying to kill one.

I don't know why.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Honeydew. Yeah, there's definitely a new one.

But there's an idea. Strap a honeydew scented necklace around you to keep you in check. 'Cuz I see you giving everybody a hard time like an obnoxious little perv.

You need to calm the hell down, that don't endear you to the ladies at all, bro.

[smackmybitchup]

hey lets both be honest here, when you look this good none of that matters.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Maybe out in the world of nightclubs and bars. I've learned that here, it ain't so much the case. You gotta prove yourself, you can't just go strutting around like you own the place. All you're gonna accomplish by that is making yourself look like an idiot.