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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Journal,

Today was awesome, just like every other day, just because I was in it. Today was definitely one of those reflexive days where I just sat somewhere and wondered just how it could be that a mortal could be so grand. It's a legitimate question. It almost seems to defy logic all together.

Then I came to the conclusion that maybe I'm actually not that awesome. I know, it's a frightening thought! But you see, what happened was I face to face with the absolute personification of awesome. You could also say "boss" "magnificient" and "stunning" here too. You know how people go on those spirit-finding expedition in the woods and don't come back until they've found their spirit animal or something? It's supposed to be some sort of life changing experience. They're completely overwhelmed by it, ect.

It was exactly like that. But even greater. My whole outlook on life has changed.

And then I realised I was looking in a mirror.

-Gilbert

_{[Guess who started writing in the wrong journal? Ooops.]}

Comments

[rule_britannia]

Oh my god.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

What do you mea

_{[OH MY GOD.]}

This was completely intentional!!!

[rule_britannia]

You are such a pillock, Gilbert.

[His writing is wobbling while he holds in laughter.]

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Your face is a pillock.

I'm awesome!

_{[He is aware that this isn't a logical response. HE'S KINDA MORTIFIED ATM BRB, DIRTING OFF HIS EGO.]}

[rule_britannia]

Your grasp of the English language astounds me once again.

You're a twit.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Whatever I speak English way better than you do.

You're a twat.

[rule_britannia]

Like hell you do. Come over here and say that.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I so will. Where are you?

[edle_gestalt]

Honest question, do you need to regularly remind yourself and everyone else of your delusions in order to keep on believing them? Or is this just a one-time thing, broadcasting this to everyone in the school...

[kantstoppfantstopp]

They're not delusions; they're stone cold facts. There's nothing wrong with keeping the populous informed!

[edle_gestalt]

I don't think anyone will argue that you are unnaturally obsessed with yourself.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

If anyone else was capable of being a faction of awesome as me, they would be too.

[edle_gestalt]

What a world that would be! Truly!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Not even going to lie, bro, it'd be great. But as it stands, no one is capable of it and that's just as well. Everyone can just bask in my glory while in my presence!

[edle_gestalt]

And your stench

[there is like no effort being put into crossing that out, just a faint little line, yep]

Do forgive me, that was uncalled for.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Yeah, seriously. I'm not the one with old smelly underwear. Seriously, why don't you just remove yourself from our dorm. It'd be doing us all a huge favour.

_{[No effort to hide his writing, oops.]}

[lefilschanceux]

So... I guess that means there was no change after all.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I found out I was my own spirit animal. That counts as a change!

[lefilschanceux]

I'm not sure that's how it all works.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I'm an exception to every rule, so it counts!

[lefilschanceux]

Forgive me if I'm a little sceptical.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

It's fine. You clearly just haven't experienced the full magnitude of my greatness. Don't worry, though. There's plenty of time.

... Damn, that's a perfect icon

[lefilschanceux]

I'm almost afraid to ask how you'll do that.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I have days like that all the time, I know how it feels. Such a great feeling.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

It's the best feeling, really. To be honest, it happens every time I catch my reflection at all.