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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Journal,

Today was awesome, just like every other day, just because I was in it. Today was definitely one of those reflexive days where I just sat somewhere and wondered just how it could be that a mortal could be so grand. It's a legitimate question. It almost seems to defy logic all together.

Then I came to the conclusion that maybe I'm actually not that awesome. I know, it's a frightening thought! But you see, what happened was I face to face with the absolute personification of awesome. You could also say "boss" "magnificient" and "stunning" here too. You know how people go on those spirit-finding expedition in the woods and don't come back until they've found their spirit animal or something? It's supposed to be some sort of life changing experience. They're completely overwhelmed by it, ect.

It was exactly like that. But even greater. My whole outlook on life has changed.

And then I realised I was looking in a mirror.

-Gilbert

_{[Guess who started writing in the wrong journal? Ooops.]}

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

They're not delusions; they're stone cold facts. There's nothing wrong with keeping the populous informed!

[edle_gestalt]

I don't think anyone will argue that you are unnaturally obsessed with yourself.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

If anyone else was capable of being a faction of awesome as me, they would be too.

[edle_gestalt]

What a world that would be! Truly!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Not even going to lie, bro, it'd be great. But as it stands, no one is capable of it and that's just as well. Everyone can just bask in my glory while in my presence!

[edle_gestalt]

And your stench

[there is like no effort being put into crossing that out, just a faint little line, yep]

Do forgive me, that was uncalled for.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Yeah, seriously. I'm not the one with old smelly underwear. Seriously, why don't you just remove yourself from our dorm. It'd be doing us all a huge favour.

_{[No effort to hide his writing, oops.]}

[edle_gestalt]

I wash my underwear thoroughly no matter how long I've had it; it does not smell, excuse you.

maturity. he has it.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You just must be accustomed to it. We all know when you're walking into the room because we can smell you a kilometre away.

it's fine, this one started it...

[edle_gestalt]

I have never seen anyone react to me in a way that indicates such a thing. I have gotten close to people without consequence.

|D;

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You're just oblivious to the intense gagging everyone undergoes. It's not even the kind of stench anyone can get accustomed to. It's the kind where everyone hopes they haven't eaten or drunk anything in several hours.

[edle_gestalt]

I'll be certain to keep you company at lunch, then. As a thank you for alerting me to this situation.

But on second thought, it's not worth putting up with the sound of your voice. Disregard that entirely.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Dude stay away from me as much as possible. I don't want to die of asphyxiation or starvation.

You just wish you had a voice like mine!