second sonic rainboom

[rainbowdashed]

Aw yea, who rocks the Quidditch pitch?

Gryffindor rocks the Quidditch pitch!

Good show 'puffs. Y'just don't have what it takes to rock with the lions.

03

[star_killer]

So the end of one pointless Holiday only brings another along soon after. Does anyone want to enlighten me as to what the point of easter even is? All it looks to me is the worship of eggs and some sort of sentient rabbit god. What would possess anyone to worship a rabbit? And how are eggs related to this at all?

It makes no sense.

3 Sad, Sad Stories

[heartwrenching]

OHH, MY TEAM, YOU ALL HAVE CARVED YOUR NAMES ONTO MY HEART!! SLICE OPEN MY CHEST AND SEE YOUR NAMES, WRIT IN EVERLASTING INK - OBSIDIAN BLACK ON SCARLET RED -, EXPANDING AND CONTRACTING ON THE MUSCLE, FLUTTERING AT HUMMINGBIRD-SPEED, THAT PROPELS ME FORWARD!!

What a beautifully happy story you have written for me! What a win! I could kiss all of you right now!! Each and every one of you!

Oh but look at me, look at my tactless arrogance! See how I discount the tragedy, the heart-stopping despair our actions have dumped upon fair Hufflepuff House!! Is this what it means to live in a corrupt universe, a dog-eat-dog landscape where happiness for one inevitably begets tragedy? Happiness, sadness, victory, misery, all swirling together in a wonderful, beautiful, confused mess.

Hufflepuff, rest assured that I am a conscientious predator, and I acknowledge and revere the loss you had to suffer to sustain us.