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[savviest]

If you will allow an old man to regale you with a tale of his youth, I should like to inform you all that when I was a student here we had to FIT into our robes to be accepted. What has the education system come to, I ask! I thought I'd be professoring...professing? Not nannying!
Is it too late to call shenanigans? I'm calling shenanigans. I resign. I quit.

I'll be in my office if anyone over the wise age of eleven has anything of worth to mention.

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[savviest]

That is precisely what I mean, lad. Finally someone who isn't acting as if my REaction is an OVERreaction. It's very bloody weird, I'll have none of it!

Actually, no. I talk normally. Everyone else you've ever heard has been speaking wrong this entire time.

I'm wounded and I may never recover.

[brohoof]

We need to do something about it. I mean, kids aren't all bad, but they're gonna get in the way! I can't learn magic with babies running around and drooling on things. This is not what I signed up for!

Uh.

Are you serious, or are you just kidding?

[savviest]

We don't need to do something about it! I am leaving. It's in Dumbledore's hands now, mate. You may never adjust.

I'm always serious, lad.