4 Sad, Sad Stories

[heartwrenching]

Well, well, well, what a fine turn-up this is. What a shocking twist has popped up in this series of events! I tell you - you think you got the whole story figured out, think you know exactly how everything's gonna play out, ho-hum... and WHAM! Something shows up to surprise you. That's such a fine microcosm for life itself that I can barely even stand it!

So what is this, Hogwarts? Here I am, sitting in the Gryffindor common room like my presence here isn't quite the oddity! Are you coming crawling back to me? Are you on your knees, crying regrets and pleading for forgiveness? Are you reaching up to caress my face imploringly?

That's nice. That's swell.

Are you gonna unbreak my wand??

[ooc: AU!Graham wound up using a bit of magic along with his fists during the big brawl he got into during the Quidditch World Cup over the summer. As a result, he wasn't kicked off the Quidditch team - he was outright expelled. He never returned to school for his 6th year and has been full-time muscle for the magic mafia Russo crime family.]

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[Thor quirks an eyebrow at the wrench, but he tries not to look terribly judgemental over it. Graham is allowed to have his hobbies, even if Thor has no idea what they are or what the wrench is for.]

You needn't be so dramatic! It's hardly been a day since you last saw me. [He grins for a moment before it falls from his face.]

Expelled? You were expelled? When? Who will announce quidditch now!?