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It's been a bit quiet in the castle lately. Understandable, because I think a lot of people are home for the holidays.

So I was wondering - how many people are here, and how many of you want to have a little get together? It'll be better then sitting around not doing anything, and I could probably get help from the house elves as far as food goes.

If anyone wants to do this, just come talk to me, Steve Rogers.

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It's animal abuse either way, so sure, pinning the tail works I guess.

Well about that, you think the professors will score you a night or two out?

It's only abuse if you're dumb enough to use a real donkey.

I don't know. Maybe, depending on what exactly you're asking about.

It's not a real donkey? Wait, dumb question. It's a muggle game, of course it's not a real donkey.

Thor thought you should all come over to my place. With New Year's Eve coming up, it kind of makes sense to have you all over then.

Why would you even think it's a real donkey? It's not a stuffed one like Eeyore either.

For a party? I think I could ask. I don't think there's any sort of rule preventing kids from leaving, granted they have transport.

Hey, the snitch in Quidditch used to be a real bird. So really it's not that much of a leap.

Jarvis would be your transport so. I think the teachers will be fine with it.

Quidditch is also a wizard sport, not a Muggle's kids game. So yeah, it is a bit of a leap.

Alright. I'll be there.

Everything has to start somewhere.

Good. Saves on having to owl your christmas present to you.

I guess so, but where would you even find a tailless donkey?

Why did you get me a Christmas present?

They have tailless dogs and cats. It's not beyond the realm of possibility.

Well, I dunno, something to do with Christmas coming up, good will towards all men, Santa. Stuff like that.

I guess it's not.

You didn't have to, still.

[why can't he just accept gifts]

We've covered this before. I'm doing it because I want to give my friends something they would like for christmas.

[blargle]

Alright. I can't fault you for that, I guess.

Exactly, see the quicker you remember that I'm pretty much always right the easier your life will be.

I think always right is a major, major stretch Mr. I-thought-Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey-was-played-with-real-donkeys.

Okay, I did say 'pretty much'. Also, I've never actually played muggle games before, how was I to know?

So within the realm of everything I know about, I'm pretty much always right.

Common sense, mostly.

You claim to be a muggle expert, unless you're going to take that back.

I'm not taking it back. I've just never done what other kids have done. There's no need to know everything about something I'm never going to deal with.

But that would mean you're not really an expert on everything muggle, so you can't really call yourself one.

Fine, how about I give some clarification then.

If it's muggle and has to do with Engineering, Computers, or cars. I'm an expert.

Better, because that still seems to be three more things than you're an expert at.

[His ego was threatened, so he's mean to make up for it.]

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