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[mo_cara]

So ChRiStMaS wAs PrEtTy SwEeT, sAw My BrOs, GoT sOmE fInE MoThErFuCkIn SwAg, HaD mY bAbY oVeR.
i PrEtTy MuCh ThOuGhT lIfE wErEn'T gOnNa GeT mUcH bEtTeR.
then it all kinda turned to shit.
:o(

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[candycrabapple]

Yeah, but I'd be the one caught with the cooking sherry in my hand.

He can not want me expelled all he wants. But if I've done something wrothy of it, not even he can do anything about it. Now can he?

[mo_cara]

Can't he? [looks genuinely surprised] I ain't never been expelled and I done tons of bad shit.

[candycrabapple]

That's because your uncle is scarier than anything a boggart could come up with for most people. Actually, to be honest I think he is what some people would see when they're in front of a god damn boggart.

[mo_cara]

[blinks, then looks confused] My uncle? My da ain't got no brothers.

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat goes paler than normal for a second, he had forgotten that Gamzee didn't actually know yet. Karkat's mind spins as he tries to think of a way to back pedal.]

Ah, fuck. You know know who I mean. Professor Rhydderch. He's got this whole freaky ass aura that you have. So it's like he's you're creepy as fuck uncle.

[That was totally a save...Right?]

[mo_cara]

[Well, Gamzee doesn't think he's talking about a literal uncle now, which is something? But he's still totally confused.] I guess? ... I have a freaky ass aura?

[candycrabapple]

Are you seriously going to sit there and assume people don't find you freaky?

[mo_cara]

Well, yeah, but not like that. Professor Rhydderch is pretty motherfuckin' cool, but he's scary, too. I ain't scary. [Oh yes he is, when he's angry, but Gamzee doesn't think of himself that way.] I'm just weird.

[candycrabapple]

You're scary when you want to be, dickweed. Ever thought that maybe it's just because I'm an outside participant so I can make the comparison better than you?

[mo_cara]

What's scary about me? I ain't never going to hurt you! [blinking]

[candycrabapple]

I know you aren't going to hurt me. But that doesn't mean that you can't be as terrifying as a boggart in a wardrobe, when you're fucked off about something.

[mo_cara]

A boggart what's all locked up in a box isn't too scary. [but he gets the point, and is weirdly silent for a moment]

[candycrabapple]

Hey... Hey. There's nothing wrong with that... Really. I mean Dragons can be scary but people think they're... Cool?

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee doesn't answer for a few seconds, like he hasn't even heard, his expression distant, but then he snaps back into focus, and grins his usually dopey smile at Karkat.] Ain't nobody thinks this here motherfucker is cool.

[candycrabapple]

[He rolls his eyes and then pats at Gamzee.]

Even you have your moments when you're actually somewhere in the vicinity of cool. Idiot.

[mo_cara]

Nah. [grinning, he rubs his nose back and forth in Karkat's hair, making a soft honking noise, like an affectionate goose]

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat makes a grumbling noise, but doesn't actually stop him.]

And people say I'm hard on myself.

[mo_cara]

Well, that's 'cause you are. [points out] You're way more motherfuckin' solid than you're all up and allowing credit for in your pan.