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sortinghat_rp2013-01-22 10:16 pm
toocoolforthis) wrote in sortinghat_rp2013-01-22 10:16 pm
First beat
Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.
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Oh come on, surprise parties are the shit. But touche. If surprising me was the goal, you kicked a touchdown.
I hope you're not tired, because I'd say we have some catching up to do.
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A brilliant way to begin the second half of the school year, if I say so myself.
I've got to keep you on your toes, after all.
Remember who you're talking to.
Of course I'm not tired. Name a place and let's make it happen.
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[And because he missed you.]
It depends on your preferences. Muggle or Wizard? I could take you down to Hogsmeade, or we could apparate to London for a few hours.
But you know you're going to need to get sleep at some point. Your sleep schedule might be fucked up, but classes don't adhere your schedule. Just saying.
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Wizard. Don't really feel the need to head all the way out to London, even by apparating, when I only just got back here.
My sleep schedule has always been fucked up. I'm not going to let it affect how I do in classes.
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Alright, sounds like a plan. Meet me in front of the school in a few and we'll walk down. I don't really feel like dealing with the consequences if you end up getting caught without me.
I guess fucked up sleeping schedules run in the family.
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That sounds an awful lot like an excuse to me.
I don't particularly feel like getting a detention my first night back. I'll see you there.
Lots of things run in the family. Insomnia is one of them.
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[Or... ever, considering he's still freaked out from the incident with Dave on the Astronomy tower, even though that happened several months ago.]
Yeah, let's keep the detentions to a minimum for now.
They make potions for that, y'know.
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Not feeling like fighting?
Since when were you ever anything other than 100% into the opportunity to kick our asses into next Tuesday?
For now, he says, as though I can't continue it indefinitely.
And I'll take them if I ever actually need them.
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I didn't mean to imply that, but now it's gonna look real bad on you if you slip up and do end up gettin a detention.
Sounds to me like you do kinda need them.
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It's like you're getting sentimental in your old age.
All the more reason for me not to slip up.
How the hell does it sound like that?
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It sounds like that because you actually need sleep. I'm not gonna make you take them and you're free to carry on with your wacko schedule, but I'm just saying. It'd probably do you some good to look into the potion.
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Whatever you say, but I can take care of myself.
[In other words, no, he's probably not going to be looking into it.]
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Alright, yeah, go ahead and get your independent ass down to the grounds so we can go.
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Calm your tits, I'll be right there.