First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

Since that's not like you, last time I checked.
It's like you're getting sentimental in your old age.

All the more reason for me not to slip up.

How the hell does it sound like that?

[plushaeusrumpified]

You make it sound like it would be a bad thing if I was.

It sounds like that because you actually need sleep. I'm not gonna make you take them and you're free to carry on with your wacko schedule, but I'm just saying. It'd probably do you some good to look into the potion.

[toocoolforthis]

I'm wondering how you managed to seem about twenty years older in the span of half a year, is all.

Whatever you say, but I can take care of myself.

[In other words, no, he's probably not going to be looking into it.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

What can I say, teaching is just full of wisdom. It really fucking ages you.

Alright, yeah, go ahead and get your independent ass down to the grounds so we can go.

[toocoolforthis]

I'll keep looking for the gray hairs.

Calm your tits, I'll be right there.