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sortinghat_rp2013-02-11 08:59 pm
stubbornskeptic) wrote in sortinghat_rp2013-02-11 08:59 pm
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[private to Dave Strider]
well hi dave!
i have a q
did dirk
i'm writing because i heard you were having some troubles with potions and i wanted to offer my services as a tutor!
i'm writing because i heard you were having some troubles with potions and i wanted to offer my services as a tutor!
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since youll graduate when i hit 7th year and all
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well miss jane
i wouldnt mind having you but we havent even had a first date yet
i think youre moving this relationship too fast
its making me swoon
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Again, that is not quite what I meant!
But I appreciate the joke, hoo hoo!
Almost as much as I appreciate letters from friends.
Even if they are soliciting homework advice.
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ok maybe not always ive seen some kid siblings that are way too serious
and hey
ill always check in on you too
but homeworks always supposed to come first right
thats what a good student always does before being a social butterfly
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It would be nice of you to keep an eye on me, if a bit goofy considering I am older than you, hoo hoo!
And I would definitely make you put homework first.
Always.
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youre a family full of jokers
plz
i keep an eye on dirk and bro all the damn time
not to mention your bro
man
youre gonna turn me into a good student
ive worked so hard to make it seem like i dont get high grades
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Why in the world would you try to make yourself seem less smart and dedicated than you really are?
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the profs know otherwise and so do my brothers
so its whatever
never really cared what the student body as a whole thought about me
so if they think im a lazy douchebag with learning disabilities then they can go right on ahead
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but the only ones who know the truth are the ones who really matter to me
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who wouldnt trust jane crocker
youre a trustworthy person man
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I imagine it helps that you and Dirk are so close.
I do know for certain he's very fond of me as a friend!
[...And then Jane stares at what she's written for long enough for it to magic through and she can't strike it out and OH WOW DID THAT EVER SOUND SUSPICIOUS, GOOD JOB, JANEY.]
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something going on between you two
cause i havent seen you talk so much about him in comparison to english
spill crocker
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ill do it
[Dave isn't protective of his brother at all. Nope. What gave Jane that idea?]
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Nothing's even wrong!
I'm just curious!
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do you have a
crush
on dirk?
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I DON'T KNOW
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couldve taken out my eardrums if i was in the vicinity
ok how about this
since youre helping me out with potions
ill help you figure out if youve got a crush on him or not?
[Even if it hurts fuck his love life.]
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I mean it's so awkward!
All of it is awkward!
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youre my friend too
and i know dirk the best out of everyone in the school minus bro
might as well learn how to sleuth with the best one in the castle too right
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Well, it's just, we were hanging out watching my egg hatch and my heart started fluttering!
It felt really similar to how Jake makes me feel sometimes.
Although, honestly, it was more intense!
I didn't know one could get a crush that fast, if that's what it is.
Maybe I've been poisoned.
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at least im pretty sure it doesnt
dont mind me and my 4th year potions knowledge
you can always check the library or ask the potions profs about it tho
but i guess its possible you could get a crush that fast
its not like were 1st years anymore
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It's just so weird.
And Dirk acted weird too.
But he doesn't like girls, right?
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not sure about lovely ladies tbh
i mean basically
i get girl talks from bro and dude talks from dirk
so i really dont know if dirks bi or flexible or not all that caring or what
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FUCKING COLOR FAIL GOD
no one saw it's fine >>;
/things I fail to notice
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