candycrabapple: (Oh piss off to you)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] candycrabapple) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2013-02-18 01:10 pm

3rd ♋

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS SCHOOL?

WELL NOTHING, ULTIMATELY THIS PLACE IS A FESTERING VOID OF TEEN DRAMA AND BULLSHIT, SO IF I WAS BEING HONEST, I'D ONLY ACTUALLY LIKE THE CURRICULUM, BUT EVEN THEN THE LEVEL OF HOMEWORK PISSES ME OFF.

NO, NO. WHAT I *LOVE* ABOUT THIS SCHOOL, IS THAT IT MANAGES TO MAKE A COMPLETE AND UTTER SHITFEST OUT OF ONE OF THE MORE ENJOYABLE HOLIDAYS OF THE YEAR.
IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK TO WANT ONE HOLIDAY WHERE SOMETHING DOESN'T GO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY TITS UP, WITH SNAKE EGGS THAT CAN OOZE LOVE POTION PHEROMONES ON NEARLY EVERYONE IN SCHOOL? BECAUSE I'M REALLY STARTING TO THINK I'M GETTING MY HOPES FAR TO UP FOR THIS CRAP AND ONCE AGAIN THEY COME SPIRALLING DOWN INTO EITHER NAUSEATING DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION TO SOME MATCH UPS THAT ARE TOO HORRIFYING TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE WHEN IS I WAS TO BE COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND HIGH.

NOTE TO TEACHERS: THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS PLACE, NEXT HOLIDAY I'M JUST NOT LEAVING MY BED, I'LL JUST SLEEP THE DAY AWAY.



greaselightning: (HEY GURL)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2013-02-22 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
eridans a liar, but vwhat do i knowv, right?

no one is buttering anyone, chief.
i mean, unless you like that sort of thing, i vwouldnt judge you any if you did.
tomatatas: (We'll build our altar here)

[personal profile] tomatatas 2013-02-22 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Language Mr Vantas.

I will say on the very unlikely chance that ever happens again I will accept that as an excuse of absence. But only that one. Otherwise I expect to see you there.
Edited 2013-02-22 10:04 (UTC)
stubbornskeptic: (Never mind...)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-02-23 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't call it enjoying, necessarily.
I mean there was an awful lot of hurt confusion!
greaselightning: (all you say is such putrid nonsense.)

[personal profile] greaselightning 2013-02-23 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
then you should knowv better than anyone the putrid nonsense he spevws vwithout a moments notice.

age has nothing to do vwith kinks, age only holds you back if you let it, and from vwhat i can tell you certainly do. vwhat else do you let your age get in the vway of, sport?
toocoolforthis: (Take it easy bromide)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-02-24 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Do I even want to know why you'd call it "one of the most enjoyable holidays of the year?"
allamericanreject: (wellluhhh)

[personal profile] allamericanreject 2013-02-24 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, you do have a point. You aren't wrong thinkin this is fucked up, it really is. but i think that even though a lot of accidents happen around here, its just stuff that happens around wizards.

least that's how i take it. so it helps put off all the dramatic about it. plus you know, i managed to avoid a lot of what was going on. People were still actin all fucked up and I thought it was kinda funny and at the same time I was annoyed that they were screwin with powerful magic.

Though now seein as it wasnt their fault I should take that back. And maybe the teachers should check what they're handin us out next time. Jeez.

...sorry that was a bit of a tangent wasnt it, ahaha.

[HE SAYS TO THE TANGENT MASTER.]
mo_cara: (b/w gloomy)

[personal profile] mo_cara 2013-02-24 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. [hedges, brow furrowing] I mean .... you know, he always gets his pan up into like there ain't nothing wrong, he all keeps saying that, 'cause his pump biscuit is so motherfuckin' tender, he ain't wanting to trouble that water.
marshall_lee: by: askmarshalllee.tumblr (no fucks given)

[personal profile] marshall_lee 2013-03-06 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I meant it in an all encompassing sense..not just me, me, me.

Maybe you should start charging for your services.
mo_cara: human recolor by me (cold)

[personal profile] mo_cara 2013-03-06 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, maybe. I'll be thinking on it. [sighs] But you don't think he hates me, right?
tomatatas: (Boom boom boom)

[personal profile] tomatatas 2013-03-06 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate to break it too you, but this is unfortunately all part of the fun of attending Hogwarts. I doubt it'll change anytime soon before your graduation, not when most of the teachers can attest to similar things happening in their years.

My suggestion is learn quite a good number of counterspells and keep a lot of potions for various things on hand. That helps a little.
stubbornskeptic: (Mustache you to look elsewhere)

[personal profile] stubbornskeptic 2013-03-06 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That isn
It sounds as if you are a little jealous of not getting invited to this party!/span>

[SMOOTH DODGE!]
toocoolforthis: (pic#5580153)

[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-03-07 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That can happen on any day of the year. In fact, it's just as significant when it doesn't happen with a holiday to prompt it.

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