WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

[3potionproblem]

WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah.

That wasn't a very fun use for everyone involved.

[3potionproblem]

It's also good for playing the violin. My fingers don't have to stretch very far to turn an E into an F.

[arrogantalloy]

Hmm, sure that would mean something if I ever played a violin.

But you're thinking in the wrong direction of me here.

[3potionproblem]

Is it to do with sex?

[arrogantalloy]

Now you've got it.

[3potionproblem]

Are all fourteen year olds as sexually invested as you?

[arrogantalloy]

Probably, how many do I even hang out with?

[3potionproblem]

More, I should think, than I do.

[arrogantalloy]

You don't hang out with anyone right now. It doesn't count.

[3potionproblem]

I might do soon enough. I'm meeting your friend Gamzee in fact.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, you? Around Gamzee? That sounds hilarious.

[3potionproblem]

He is the most common person I have ever met. Who says 'motherfucker' in polite conversation?

[arrogantalloy]

Only Gamzee and Kurloz. That's for sure.

[3potionproblem]

It's almost fascinating on a cultural level. It's annoyingly offensive but still interesting.

[marshall_lee]

Hmm..interesting method of getting some action. I gotta hand it to you, it's rather genius.
I'm somewhat jealous I didn't think of it myself actually.

[mo_cara]

[blinks at him, then grins] Now that would be some kinda motherfuckin' clever. Nah. Ain't nobody giving me no shit about it, long as I ain't doing it around profs or nothing.

[greenmoonrising]

Good and why are you collecting data on kissing?




Also what do you mean not eligible?

[innocent_insanity]

17 and had the sweetest chica a motherfucker could ever hope for a couple of sweeps then a couple of fuckers here and there for some sloppy make out sessions.

[3potionproblem]

It's not to get 'action'. It's a matter of scientific inquiry.

[3potionproblem]

You are in a relationship. Even for scientific pursuits, I'm lead to believe that would be considered "cheating".

[3potionproblem]

Dear god, was that meant to be language?

Well, you qualify, I suppose.

[3potionproblem]

How lucky you are. Nearly everything I brought with me to school was confiscated.

[marshall_lee]

So..you plan on kissing many different types of people in hopes of discovering what exactly? What you find attractive? What kissing style is most effective? Inquiring minds want to know.

(ooc: he's actually genuinely curious.)

[3potionproblem]

I plan on learning whether I like kissing or not. It's really not a complex study. There are very few variables involved. I've kissed two people and have hated the one and quite enjoyed the other. I was the tall bloke attached to John Watson's face over Valentines week and considering there was a foreign substance involved, I can't rule for certain that I actually liked the kissing or if the enjoyment was a byproduct of the love potion. A larger sample size is required.

(ooc: Oh good~ Because Sherlock loves to talk about his work <3)

[mo_cara]

Damn, bro, seriously? That's some shit luck there. [pulls out his cigarette pack and holds it out to Sherlock in offering]