WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

[3potionproblem]

WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

Comments

[innocent_insanity]

what kinda shiznits you testing for bro?

[3potionproblem]

Just levels of enjoyment, really. Very easy testing parameters that subjects needn't worry about.

[innocent_insanity]

what kinda motherfucking enjoyment?

[3potionproblem]

Perhaps I should have used more layman terms. Kissing.

[innocent_insanity]

oh, cool bro. i am totally down with that shit. :o)

[3potionproblem]

Oh. Good. Age and experience?

[innocent_insanity]

17 and had the sweetest chica a motherfucker could ever hope for a couple of sweeps then a couple of fuckers here and there for some sloppy make out sessions.

[3potionproblem]

Dear god, was that meant to be language?

Well, you qualify, I suppose.

[innocent_insanity]

only of the most musical kind. :o)

so what's i got to do for this test? kiss you?

[3potionproblem]

Yes, it's very straight forward.

[innocent_insanity]

cool, when you be needing a bro then?

[3potionproblem]

When convenient. The sooner the better, really.

[innocent_insanity]

cool. let a fucker know when you're ready for some tongue action then and i'm there. :o)

[3potionproblem]

We could do this now, I suppose, if you're nothing on.

[innocent_insanity]

sounds good, where you want to do this shit bro?

[3potionproblem]

Boys bathroom near the great hall? Should be central enough and still not entirely in the open.

[innocent_insanity]

see you in two shakes motherfucker.

[3potionproblem]

...Quite.

[Times like these he thinks maybe he knows how Mycroft feels... and that's horrifying enough.

He heads on down to get this over with.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Is waiting at the bathroom entrance, looking as relaxed as always. Smiles and waves at Sherlock when the Ravenclaw is in sight.]

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock nods slightly in greeting.]

Well, let's get to it, shall we?

[innocent_insanity]

[Shrugs and nods, stepping closer and putting a hand to Sherlock's cheek, leaning in and pressing their lips together.]

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock makes sure the angle of their faces is optimal, as well as the lip overlap to ensure proper pressure and engagement. It's not bad but it certainly lacks that same spark of intensity.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Give him a moment! Kurloz has had quite a bit of practice with kissing and as the gentle liplock progresses, he starts to amp it up slowly, lightly running his teeth over Sherlock's lower lip before sucking it gently. His hand slips around to Sherlock's nape, fingers tangling in the tall boy's hair and nails dragging gently over his scalp.]

[3potionproblem]

[Oh. Difference in technique. Good. Quite good. He makes sure to pay attention to how he differs from John--the little details that may improve Sherlock's own approach to this whole kissing conundrum. Certainly much better than Moriarty.]

[innocent_insanity]

[Flicks tongue along Sherlock's upper lip, silently encouraging him to open his mouth. Come on Sherly, time for more data.]