WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

[3potionproblem]

WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

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[3potionproblem]

There is honestly nothing to talk about. Just forget it.

The shack is interesting but we could spend time in Hogsmeade if you like. Or travel. Where would you like me to kidnap you to?

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[3houseswatson]

Okay, but if you ever do want to talk about... whatever, I'll listen.

Doesn't Hogsmeade run the risk of us bumping into people who'd definitely recognize us as students? I know you only just started doing the Hogsmeade thing in earnest this year, but I've gone every chance I had. I'm not saying don't 'kidnap' me there, but it might be dangerous.

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[3potionproblem]

Since when do either of us shirk at danger?

It's very easy, John. You just tell people you graduated last year. There isn't supposed to be a way out and if you act like you're allowed to be there, no one second guesses you.

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[3houseswatson]

... okay, I suppose you've got me there.

You seem really confident that plan will work out. I'm not the most convincing liar, remember? I don't know how convincing I could be. Then there's the fact that while I'm definitely forgettable when it comes to looks, you're not.

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[3potionproblem]

Do I stand out?

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[3houseswatson]

Are you kidding? Of course you do. Not in a bad way at all, but you do have a very distinctive look.

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[3potionproblem]

Not every day a horse walks into a bar, I suppose. Well, they saw me recently and nothing came of it. I'm sure I'll be fine.

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[3houseswatson]

You do not look like a horse.

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[3potionproblem]

Well, not in a strictly literal sense. Far less hair. Smaller nostrils.

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[3houseswatson]

I mean I don't understand why you think you're ugly. You're not!

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[3potionproblem]

Observation of distinctions which classically define aesthetically pleasing facial proportions. Beauty may lay in the eye of the beholder but there are still statistical and scientific qualifiers.

Though thank you, John.