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WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

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Okay, good. That's

Good.

Now, why are you doing tests on kissing?

Testing whether or not I enjoy it. I've enjoyed kissing one out of two partners so a larger test sample is required.

Also, just to be clear, you're as bad as Tony as far as what you leave open to observation.

Uh... huh. Have fun with that.

It's hard to focus on keeping everything under wraps, you know.

Does it need to be wrapped?

Tony and me being a thing? Not really, but I don't want to advertise it.

Consider your roommates well informed.

By the way, in the future, don't tell me secrets. It's annoying. Do you have any idea how long I have known the two of you had a thing for each other, just stuck watching you both act like morons?

Gee, thanks. It's always heart-warming to know I have friends like you to count on. :)

Don't say that sarcastically, I did exactly as you instructed and said not a word to him. You just leave very poor instructions. Obviously I don't care what ridiculous romantic mess is going on in the room but it would have been nice to have had some structure when all I really needed to be allowed to do was shout at both of you.

It's called basic manners, Sherlock. I know it confuses you but some people just don't want their feelings out in the open before they're ready for it. I know, humans are weird but that's just how a lot of us are. That being said, thanks for not telling.

You're welcome. I guess.

At least the bedroom drama should be at a low from now on.

Hopefully yes. Unless there you or Herbert get involved in some romantic drama too.

It's almost as though you've forgotten who you're talking to or about.

Hey, you never know.

I'm conducting a study on physical stimuli and Herbert is Herbert. I think we do.

You might learn how to be more touchy feely and keen on relationships after this study and Herbert... I think Herbert's going to be fine once he gets over being shy.

John was a fine tutor in 'touchy feely'. Very thorough. Very keen. I'm well set for a lifetime, I assure you. This is just... dotting the I's and crossing the T's.

You can't take a fish out of water, Bruce. Some things aren't to be grown out of or gotten over.

Whatever you say.

Gotten over? Has Herbert been crushing on someone?

There is really only so much stupid one room should be able to contain.

Geez you're testy. Maybe these experiments of yours' will help get rid of some of that tension. So Herbert has been fancying someone?

Why don't you ask Herbert instead of asking me? I have some tension to relieve.

Fine fine. Enjoy your makeout sessions.

As much as you will your lack-thereof.

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