WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

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WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

Comments

[mo_cara]

Nah, I only go to church when I'm at home and my da tells me to.

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Are you mentally handicapped?

[mo_cara]

Yeah, I got some holes all up in my think pan. [shrugs] I can see the floor through them some times.

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...Okay. Well, I suppose it's good that it doesn't come as a surprise.

I'm not talking about churches or drugs. I'm referencing my inquiry on kissing test subjects to which you replied.

[mo_cara]

Oh. [blinks slowly, then shrugs] I'm pretty good at that, but I got me a boy already. I don't think he'd be too cool with me macking on some other dude.

[scratches the back of his head] Did you try Kurloz?

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Yes, I did in fact. He was most helpful.

Do you often sell to students? This time, I am referencing recreational drugs.

[mo_cara]

Nah, most people ain't wanting that. I give away the shit I make for free sometimes, though.

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Any of it any good? Stronger than decent tobacco, anyway?

[mo_cara]

Oh, hell yeah, loads stronger than fags. [chuckles] They do some crazy-ass shit, bro.