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[wwistful]

By no small measure of effort I seem to have been awarded the title of Slytherin Head of House. The timing is incredibly fitting, given that I'll have been teaching here for almost an entire year now. Who new that such honourable promotions would come so quickly, I had no idea I was considered a good fit for it.
[Which is to say he knew all along and he's been waiting for this to happen.]
As such, if any Slytherins are in need of advice or assistance, whether it be academic or not, are free to visit my office within reasonable hours. Any questions?


Ah. I suppose I should also give thanks to anyone who attended my birthday celebrations it february, I was pleasantly surprised by it.

Of course, that does not excuse anyone from their studies. Students of all classes should keep in mind that we will be focusing strictly on practicals this week. I would suggest you go over your previous months reading before attending or you may be surprised yourself upon entering the room, We will have an array of live subjects so I ask that you not only bring the necessary supplies but that you also bring your brains and make sure they're functioning for once in your lives. Mischief will not be tolerated when our classes are under the scrutiny of live magical creatures.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Do you eat them for breakfast?

Before I punched you, I probably would've said something about you being a woman and how I don't hit 'em. Then I would've done it anyway. To be fair though? You totally deserved that punch. I stand by that even now.

[wwistful]

No. I don't.

You already did, as I recall. The first thing you ever said to me involved me being a drag queen or a woman and that I wore a skirt because I wrote in purple.
[Not that he holds grudges.]
That was a complete misunderstanding and I refuse to take all of the blame.

[plushaeusrumpified]

And here I was going to feed you congratulations every morning.

Which is exactly why I mentioned that. I remember all too well. I'm glad to see I was wrong though, because I can definitely say now, a year later, that you're all man. Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking.

You insulted Dave. But I know I was an insufferable prick, so yeah. I'm not entirely blameless. But it's still mostly you.

[Not that he holds grudges.]

[wwistful]

Feel free to try, I won't say no.

Nor do I, but it's water under the bridge all the same. I'm glad you've come to your senses, finally.

Let's not discuss semantics here. I think we both know we needed a good punch in the face.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, yeah, you're right. We both needed a good punch in the face. I think it's safe to say at some point, you and I both took care of that. So we're even.

[wwistful]

Good to know bygones are still bygones. In any case, I think this is cause for celebration, don't you?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Hell yeah it is.

[Filter]

And I'm assuming by 'celebration' you mean sex, right? If so, my ass is ready and waiting.

[wwistful]

I'm glad you agree.
[Filter.]
I had actually meant dinner, but that isn't entirely off the table, of course.

Perma filter

[plushaeusrumpified]

When you put it like that, we should just have sex on the dinner table. Eat while we fuck. Seems like it'd save a whole lot of time, don't you think?

Perma filter

[wwistful]

That sounds messy and uncomfortable, actually. And I had implied that we would go out for dinner, unless you'd prefer to suffer through home cooking for the sake of fucking on the table.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh. Well if you really think it'd be suffering, then we can go out. But I can't promise you I won't just rip your clothes off right there in the restaurant.

Exhibitionism is always fun, don't you think? Rawr.

[wwistful]

I'd prefer it if you didn't, actually. I'd hate to be kicked out of the marvellous place I plan on taking you.

Rawr? Is that like lol?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright, I suppose I can keep your clothes on just this once.

It's like roar, but the internet form of it. It's just a stupid thing people do.

[wwistful]

I'm sure it will be worth it for the food. There will be plenty of other chances to try that later. Particularly when we aren't celebrating our recent promotions.


It suits you, then.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, you're right. So when are we leaving, anyway? Please tell me soon. This conversation is making me horny-
I mean hungry.

And somehow I knew you'd say that.