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[actuallyspeakslatin]

It only took two and a half weeks but I finally looked through all of the Valentine's that I received. I think a few students will never have a career in poetry. I'm sure undying love is a fine thing, but don't compare it to an insect that will survive the end of the world.

A word to the wise, just because I have red hair, doesn't mean you can talk to me with an Irish accent on the 17th.

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[greenmoonrising]

Just make sure if you punch or hex anyone for doing the Irish thing, to do it discreetly so I don't have to put you in detention or take points. ;)

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

I'll try to be as discreet as possible, I don't want to trouble you. Though if it is Stark, I promise nothing.

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[greenmoonrising]

That's all I can ask. :)




If it's Tony, avoid the face, you know what a drama queen he can be about it.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

I can do that for you. Boils on the faces looks good on no one.

[seeringlight]

Oh, but perhaps it's a gorgeous jewel-like insect that reminded them of you! Perhaps deep down in their heart, you represent that insect whom they have affections for.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

That could be true, but I'm pretty sure they meant a cockroach.

[seeringlight]

I was merely being hopeful on their behalf.
Not that it really changes much.
I suppose I can't say I got better Valentines. Some of the ones I had received were almost embarrassing to read.

[toocoolforthis]

With lines like that, it's a wonder you bothered sorting through it.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I won't be making the same mistake next year. I'll set up a screening process and have a first year go through them.

[toocoolforthis]

You could also not bother accepting them.

[streetsmarts]

Point taken.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

The point about horrible poetry or the point about idiots who think they're Irish?

[streetsmarts]

A little of both. Mostly the first part.