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[thisonetime_withellis]

You know what this place needs?

A good explosion. Something to rattle the cobwebs out of the rafters.

Oh, heck, that reminds me of this one time with Ellis -- that's my best buddy, Ellis -- when we got these knock-off fireworks from this dodgy-looking guy behind the 7-11 and set them off in this abandoned warehouse.

They never did find out it was us that burned it down.

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[streetsmarts]

The hell kind of nightmare is that?

Hold on, nevermind. I don't want to know.

School, where the hell else would I meet him?

[thisonetime_withellis]

wait what

[streetsmarts]

If you don't clarify I ain't answering.

[thisonetime_withellis]

no

wait what.
How do you know him from school he goes to some fancy boarding school or somethin

[streetsmarts]

Newsflash. This is a fancy boarding school.

The more important question is- how the hell do you know him?

[thisonetime_withellis]

We grew up together!!! he's my best friend.

[streetsmarts]

Right. So you are Keith from the stories.

No need to introduce yourself, I already know your life story.

[thisonetime_withellis]

aw shit he talked about me?? Did he tell you about the time we


[Stop him now, Nick.]

[streetsmarts]

Let me stop you right there, pal. I don't care. I have heard them all and they all suck.

[thisonetime_withellis]

Even the one about the time we went up Ben Nevis?!!

[streetsmarts]

Especially the one about Ben Nevis.