sortinghat_rp | 06 [evening of March 30th]

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06 [evening of March 30th]

Thank God the egg hunt thing is over with. Don't get me wrong. It looked like everyone who was participating was having a lot of fun... when they managed to stay the right shape, size, and species... but I just couldn't get anywhere near those things. After everything that happened with the snakes last month, I think I might still have some latent egg-related trauma. If someone told me I turn beet red or get the thousand-yard stare when big plates of boiled eggs are served at mealtimes, I probably wouldn't be surprised.

It all worked out for the best in the end, though. Avoiding the hunt gave me lots of time to study and practice Apparition. With any luck, I won't be splinching myself when the Trace gets lifted from me tomorrow. Easter just had to fall on my birthday this year, didn't it?

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Yes, but as long as "Mr. Sigerson" has gold, I doubt there will be any problems.

[He waves his heavy coin purse.]

Sigerson? [He sighs and shrugs.] Well... I suppose that if we get caught people are already going to assume we've eloped, so we might as well be comfortable and not reeking of dog and damp from the shack.

You could do worse.

[He smirks and gets them a room as well as two more drinks and a small thing of cake. He lets John have the key as he puts their things on the table.]

She winked. Not sure what that means but I think we have a nice room.

[John scoffed, but it was a fond sound.] If this were a Muggle hotel, I'd say that that wink would mean that she gave us a room with a heart-shaped Jacuzzi and a bed with a coin-operated vibration function.

Muggle lovers sleep in vibrating beds shaped like hearts?

[Sherlock could not help but be rather curious about these facts. What a backwards sort of people muggles sometimes were...]

[Oh God. Why, John? Why do you get yourself into situations like this?]

No! Er, I mean. Not usually. Sometimes they do. When certain types of very tacky people are trying to be romantic. Or sometimes if they're not and they just want... well.

So, strangely shaped beds with mechanical functionalities are considered a romantic novelty item?

[He shrugged]

We could maybe enchant it to vibrate if you wanted but I'm rather sure it's of sturdy construction.

Ah, no, thanks. Seems like the staff here already have the wrong idea; the last thing we need is a suspicious noise complaint thanks to a rattling - wait... wait, wait, hold on.

'It'? The room you booked has got one bed?

What, you actually wanted to sleep here overnight and return to the castle tomorrow morning for breakfast? I was under the impression the room was for more comfortable temporary lodgings and a place to keep out of sight. Why suffer pretenses over functionality? A double is more than sufficient for our purposes.

Besides which, she didn't ask, she just assigned it to me.

[John sighs and rubs at the bridge of his nose.] God, given what you said about the winking thing, I really should've seen that coming sooner.

Fine. Just... please warn me if you're the type who kicks in their sleep.

I have no intentions of sleeping. Though I can't imagine I'd be much for thrashing at all face down. Not really the most active of positions.

[John stares blank-faced at Sherlock for several very, very long seconds before he stiffly looks around, wondering if anyone overheard such an easily misconstrued statement. Fortunately, he doesn't see anyone doing any obvious eavesdropping, and he slumps a little in relief.]

Sometimes it's really hard to tell if you know what some of the things you say sound like, or if it's all truly astounding coincidence.

[He gives him a confused look for a moment then rolls his eyes.]

Oh, for god's sake. I sleep on my stomach. I was merely commenting that knees don't bend in such a way as to permit me to kick you.

[He kicks him under the table.]

It's rather a face-to-face sort of action.

I know what you were talking about, but you have to admit, the way you phrased that was... open to alternate interpretations.

[He winces at the kick. Oh, two can play at that game. He gives his own retaliative kick and... nothing. He furrows his brow and tries again. No dice. Either Sherlock is just that adept at predicting people and dodging their attacks, or...

His eyes narrow into a squint.]

So... my legs might not be quite long enough to kick you. But they tried very hard.

I cannot bother to censor myself for the Tony-minded of the world. I would have a very limited vocabulary indeed.

[He watched John fumble in his seat a few times, not really sure what he was doing, but when John spoke...

It was probably bad form to laugh at the soon-to-be birthday boy but so be it. Repressing the giggle was not an option.]

Shall I offer you my knuckles to rap upon instead?

[He put forth the back of one hand.]

[John looks at the offered hand skeptically for a few seconds. On one hand, it's kind of a patronizing gesture. On the other, his shin does hurt a bit...

No. He can do worse. He can do far, far worse. He can resort to miserable puns.]

I'll pass. Rapping you on your knuckles would make me feel like a nun, and I don't want to get into such a bad habit.

[Sherlock is not going to laugh at that. It was terrible. It was absolutely terrible.

But really, all he has to do is look at John disapprovingly before he cracks into a smile and laughs.]

That is so much worse than anything I could ever inadvertently imply.

[It doesn't take long for John to crack and lapse into a fit of giggles himself.]

It was pretty godawful, wasn't it? But I think the situation called for some very cruel pun-ishment.

[He finally began to settle down a little bit.]

So you're not likely to kick me if the stars happen to align just right and you do actually sleep for once. That's good. You probably already know this, since you've dabbled in being a creeper and have watched me sleep before, but I only kick or thrash around when I have a nightmare. Good thing it's been a long time since I've had one of those.

[Sherlock groans at 'pun-ishment' though he's still chuckling with his breath.]

I've only watched you sleep the once. And by 'watch', I very much mean 'noticed and left alone'. It's good your nightmares have become more a thing of the past. Do you mind terribly my asking about your shoulder?

[Oh. That topic. Before, John didn't like talking about it due to how much he resented that part of his life for making him feel alienated and vulnerable as a Muggleborn. Since Valentine's Day, however, there are some very different feelings associated with his shoulder and the scar. He still doesn't really know what to make of them, but... they are better than the alternative. Even if it's all very confusing and awkward.]

Er... sure? I mean, I don't really see why not. What d'you want to ask about it?

Do you still associate the wound with nothing but bad memories?

[He most certainly has not forgotten the very private, intimate moments where he was allowed to touch the previously off-limits scar tissue. John had seemed of quite a different mind at the time towards his feelings about the scar. It was certainly a curiosity as to whether those feelings had changed with the redaction of the feelings surrounding the experience.]

[What a loaded question. John takes a moment to think about it, nibbling at his lower lip. The wound used to hold only bad memories and feelings, and now it's this big, jumbled soup of conflicted emotions. Finally, he takes a deep breath.]

Not... er, not anymore. I suppose. It used to be all bad, whenever I had to think about it. But now there's just all sorts of stuff attached, and even though a lot of it is really confusing... not all of it is bad.

[Sherlock nodded.]

Well, at least it wasn't a complete mistake then. What's so confusing, though?

[John can feel the blush creeping back, as it usually did when he thought about how Sherlock had touched his scar on Valentine's. And given that that memory had a way of showing up during some very personal and inopportune times, how could it be anything but overwhelmingly confusing?]

It's... it just is. Do the particulars really matter?

No, I suppose not. You just use that word a lot when things involve me.

[Even under the love potion John had made mention of confusion in relation to Sherlock. It's not a trend that seems to be on the decline.]

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