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[shitknickers]

So! Um.
Entertain a hypothetical situation with me here if you would chaps!
Say someone you knew and were friends with had been dancing around a topic for a good two months and some change due to a bit of a personal fear of how others might react to the knowledge.
Say erm... That this person was dancing around a topic that possibly had a bit to do with romance!
A lot to do with romance really. *tugs collar*
Lets just... hypothetically assume that perhaps this person is a bit afraid to... um. Tell folks...
About a romantic endeavor of theirs.
Because um.
Well you see...

Ah, yes. I feel like this would have happened so I will take it from here. Jake is pursuing a romantic relationship with I, Rose Lalonde. I worry that if I don't interject now, he may pass out and never get this done.
A good day to you too. ;)

Oh.
Right.
Well yes there you have it!!

[Dual-post! Replies will come from both Jake and Rose. It's about time they came out in the open with this, they've been dating since January 27th. Whoops.

Comments

[Action obviously]

[seeringlight]

Was that so hard? You're still sweating a bit. Perhaps I should conjure a towel for you?

[She just chuckles lightly.]

I'm surprised you kept your hand steady. Most of the time.

[Perma-action X3]

[shitknickers]

[He is making such a face in the opposite direction. He's also hilariously red in the face.]

Not all of us can be as cool and collective as your charming self.

[He leans into her a little, still sulking.]

[seeringlight]

Ah yes. My pale complexion easily reddens so I had to master the arts to avoid such a grievous ailment!

[She laughs softly.]

I'll be more sensitive next time.

[strideallknight]

first of all
lalonde
i fucking called it so youre not allowed to rip out my vocal chords or cause any such violence to me
second of all
english
just because youre my friend and dirks best bro doesnt mean youre immune to the protective brother talks slash threats
basically
I have no problems kicking your ass if Rose gets hurt.

[aww yeaaah attention getter! Though, he really is serious about that ass kicking.]

ill leave the opposite to jade or whatever
so youre not off the hook either lalonde
if you hurt jake im perfectly content to sit back and watch the ass kicking that ensues from that

ok now that my brotherly duty has been completed
congrats to both of you
you make a cute couple

[seeringlight]

I'm going to remove your hand from your being.
This was never anything to do with you calling my relationship status. It has to do with you acting like an idiot publicly. I grow tired of idiocy.

And I think I can handle my own problems, Strider. I am not a pure maiden who will easily have her heart broken, so please keep your protective brother feelings to yourself.
Frankly, I have no problem kicking yours or his respective backsides.
Please stop lecturing us as though he isn't older than you or that I'm your precious little sister whom needs "the talk" of some sort. I can handle my own problems if they are to arise.

I can hardly even accept your compliment with the amount of bullshit you made me read first.

No fancy text cuz I am on my phone.

[strideallknight]

youre my sister
i know perfectly well that you can take care of yourself
however family looks out for each other
you have at least 3 striders willing to dirty our hands just so you dont have to
whether you like it or not rose youre part of our family and yes im sure as fuck gonna look out for my sister

[shitknickers]

I swear on my life that no harm shall befall your dear sister mister strider.
And that if it does i will take full responsibility for my actions at the hands of you and all other striders in the vicinity.
Which is to say i understand fully that if i screw im pretty much going to die.

But ah.
Thank you.

On my phone, so no fancy text. :c

[strideallknight]

at least you know the score
that said if you guys break up peacefully then no bloodshed happens and we dont have to sacrifice you to bro to appease him
seriously though dont sweat it
just be dorky teens in love

[Hm, he's probably going to need to talk to Dirk and make sure he's okay with all this.]

[stubbornskeptic]

[Oh this hurts. Oh dear.]

I suppose congratulations are in order!
Though I am a little saddened that you didn't tell me sooner, Mr. English.
I would've thrown you a party or somesuch!
At the very least a celebratory cake would have been made.
Oh, the festivities would have been splendid!

[Why can't she stop writing?!]

[seeringlight]

I...I imagine this doesn't generally require a need for a celebratory cake?
I suppose teenagers do tend to treat this situation so very seriously, but I can't see why two people hooking up together would need a party of some kind!
I understand you're close friends with Jake, but doesn't this seem. Well. Heavy handed?

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, you're right!
Hoo hoo, how silly of me!
I guess I'm just so excited for you both!

[shitknickers]

I know and im most chastised by my cowardly inability.
Youre probably a right bit cross with me miss crocker and i dont blame you.
Though i do honestly and sincerely apologize for my sluggish nature in expressing this...

[He doesn't even realize why she's upset.]

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, it's no big deal!
You were probably too busy making kissy faces at your new boo!
I totally understand!
I would be the same way!

[If anyone loved me!!!!!]

[marshall_lee]

You guys are dating? Nice!

Looks like you've found a nice guy after all Rose. And congrats Jake! Rose is a great gal, so take care of her!

[shitknickers]

Yes sir!
Thank you kindly. I will do all in my power to keep her happy and safe and will accept all manner of beating should i fail. But by golly if i am to fail it had best be due to my own demise.

[seeringlight]

Thank you.
I must say, I'm surprised this has happened when I feel as though our conversation on the matter was so recent. Time does fly quickly it seems.

[toocoolforthis]

[He expected that this was coming, but... it still hurts a lot to read. It takes him a few minutes to respond.]

I see Dave's initiated the brotherly duties properly, so I'll go with a simple "what he said," in this case.
Contrats, and about fucking time, too.

[shitknickers]

Bugger thats a weight off my shoulders!
You and your father are by far the reactions i fear most dirk.
To know you approve warms my heart. Though it hardly excuses me for taking so long to inform you and i will do my best to make that up to you.

[Jake please.]

[seeringlight]

About time?
I beg your pardon? Was this to be expected?

[mo_cara]

DaAaAaAaAaAmN, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
;o)

[shitknickers]

Haha is this a positive expletive?

[seeringlight]

The amount of As that were used to express thyself is completely mindblowing.

I would refrain from trying to help me "get some" though.
Although partly because I feel like I have a living chastity belt always on my heels.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[You know what? You're not going to get anything but black inkdrops on the page for right now.
They're very obviously Bro's black inkdrops. Who else uses an ink this black? Only Bro. So this should be fucking ominous for you, shouldn't it, Jakey? Yeah.]

[shitknickers]

[Jake was anticipating this. Doesn't make him any less scared out of his trousers, but.]

I swear on my life and thensome ill take good care of her mister strider.

[seeringlight]

Could you refrain from trying to scare every single boy that isn't a family member away?
I do actually enjoy the presence of my male companions, believe it or not.