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[truestsciences]

so i knoww studyin isnt a big deal for a lotta kids in my year
wwhich is fine i guess you want to be a lazy sack a shit because its not like wwe need to take the owwls or newwts
but wwould it really kill some a you to take these last feww months seriously
i dont really wwant to havve to deal wwith slackers
or interruptions
some a us wwant to do wwell in the future an not just end up scrapin by on a meager limit so just keep us in mind and try not to wwreck the library or do anythin to stupid and disatrous
alright

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[truestsciences]

a course i havve
im not a troublemaker an its not like theres a wwhole lot to DO
ivve just been usin my time to further my knowwledge

[wwistful]

Naturally.
I wouldn't expect anything less from my own son, after all.
Yes. Using all of your time. Though I suppose you do live at school.

[He's just being passive aggressive about not getting all of his son's attention.]

[truestsciences]

ivve gotta be the best you knoww

[gotta make daddy proud]

an you livve here too so its not like you couldnt come vvisit me in my dorms or anythin
i guess bein wwith another professor means youre evven busier then you normally wwould be

[but then he's going to be passive aggressive too....]

[wwistful]

Yes, you absolutely do. You wouldn't be my son if you didn't at least try, would you?
[Let's not talk about Cronus.]
I'm sure the other Slytherins would appreciate a visit from your old man, wouldn't they?
[Which is to say no, no they wouldn't]
Not necessarily. It isn't as if we're attached at the hip, you know. If you wanted to spend time together there are plenty of fine moments to do so.

[truestsciences]

a course
an youre head a house so its not like they can really complain
[because fuck yeah, amporas.]
you seem pretty attached
i dont wwant to interrupt

[wwistful]

All the more reason to complain, wouldn't you say? I would be encroaching upon their freedom.

Nonsense, Eridan. My office is always open to you if you need me, I'm sure Dirk wouldn't take it the wrong way if I told him I needed to speak to my son. You cam first, after all.



Though by that logic, Cronus has the unfair advantage.

[truestsciences]

wwhich wwould be stupid because its your right to tell us wwhat to do and make sure wwere not killin each other

cronus doesnt count

[He's the nicest brother, truly.]

[wwistful]

Would you really like to be the boy who regularly invites the head of house into the dorm room, Eridan?

Of course he does, he's your brother.

[truestsciences]

wwe dont havve to go to the dorms
the common room is better for loungin anywways
less mess

but he doesnt count in this convversation
because hes cronus

[wwistful]

If you have a strong desire to see me, you know how to summon me. I'm perfectly capable of removing Strider from my personage if necessary.

Yes. He's Cronus, your older brother and my son. Seems perfectly relevant to me.

[truestsciences]

i think summonin is a magic beyond evven my grasp

[huhuhu]

hes an asshole though

[wwistful]

Nonsense. Children are trained from birth to summon their parents, whether said parents are busy or not. I'm sure you're more than capable of such a skill.

I could deduct points for bad language, you know. I'd watch your tongue if I were you, you'll do no good insulting people who are genetically related to you.