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[truestsciences]

so i knoww studyin isnt a big deal for a lotta kids in my year
wwhich is fine i guess you want to be a lazy sack a shit because its not like wwe need to take the owwls or newwts
but wwould it really kill some a you to take these last feww months seriously
i dont really wwant to havve to deal wwith slackers
or interruptions
some a us wwant to do wwell in the future an not just end up scrapin by on a meager limit so just keep us in mind and try not to wwreck the library or do anythin to stupid and disatrous
alright

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Yooooo. If you ever need somewhere quiet to study my office is open. How generous of me, am I right? You don't have to thank me though. It's the least I can do. Because it really would kill some people to take school seriously. I've seen it happen before, it's kind of ugly. I'd hate for you to witness that.

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[truestsciences]

is this somethin you offer evveryone or are you just tryin to suck up to me because youre gettin into my dads pants

[HE'S RIGHT TO THE POINT]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I

[Was not expecting that at all. Jesus Christ.]

offer it to everyone. Wow, you're a presumptuous little fart knocker, ain't you? I should probably dock points for that one. I mean seriously, that was just rude.

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[truestsciences]

ivve nevver heard a you doin it before
an its accurate though aint it
youre tryin to butter me up
get me on your side for whatevver reasons youvve got an quite frankly i dont think offerin use a your office is enough

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[plushaeusrumpified]

What's accurate? Me getting in your daddies pants? Yeah that's accurate. Buttering you up? Not so much. Geez. Give me more credit than that. What do you expect me to offer though, a whole classroom for your sole use?

[arrogantalloy]

Ever thought not all of us need to have our heads buried in a book all the time in order to pass with flying colours?

Just because you don't see some of us studying doesn't me we aren't preparing in our own way.

[truestsciences]

i dont really care
i dont givve a fuck wwhat you do youre not evven in my house
or year
i really just care wwhen douchebags are bein distractin an wwhatevver experiments your house gets up to are none a my concern

[arrogantalloy]

Hey. I'm just saying not everyone has to look like they're studying. Maybe they just know their material. And you don't?

No need to be jealous, of our house and our fun.

[truestsciences]

you dont really seem to grasp the difference between bein obnoxious and bein confident do you
ivve got no reason to be jealous a your house full a inflated egos

[arrogantalloy]

Believe me, there's nothing wrong with my grasp on either of them. Apparently I'm really good at both.

Sure, why would you be jealous of a tower actually capable of having a good time that doesn't result in petty misdemeanours? For the record. Nothing Sherlock does counts.

[wwistful]

Have you been studying this whole time, Eridan?
I hadn't seen you in so long I wondered if I should begin to worry.
Still, I couldn't have said it better myself. You'd be amazed how many people leave important things till the last minute.

[truestsciences]

a course i havve
im not a troublemaker an its not like theres a wwhole lot to DO
ivve just been usin my time to further my knowwledge

[wwistful]

Naturally.
I wouldn't expect anything less from my own son, after all.
Yes. Using all of your time. Though I suppose you do live at school.

[He's just being passive aggressive about not getting all of his son's attention.]

[truestsciences]

ivve gotta be the best you knoww

[gotta make daddy proud]

an you livve here too so its not like you couldnt come vvisit me in my dorms or anythin
i guess bein wwith another professor means youre evven busier then you normally wwould be

[but then he's going to be passive aggressive too....]

[wwistful]

Yes, you absolutely do. You wouldn't be my son if you didn't at least try, would you?
[Let's not talk about Cronus.]
I'm sure the other Slytherins would appreciate a visit from your old man, wouldn't they?
[Which is to say no, no they wouldn't]
Not necessarily. It isn't as if we're attached at the hip, you know. If you wanted to spend time together there are plenty of fine moments to do so.

[candycrabapple]

HERE'S AN IDEA THAT COULD BE COMPLETELY FOREIGN TO YOU. BUT HOW ABOUT YOU NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE STUDYING, AND JUST DO WHAT I'M SURE YOU THINK IS A CRAZY FUCKING IDEA OF JUST DOING THE HOMEWORK, RE-READING CLASS WORK AND SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND GETTING ON WITH IT INSTEAD OF CRYING ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING?

[truestsciences]

kar youre not really one to talk about not givvin a shit
you givve more shit about wwhat other people do then anyone else i knoww
you givve more shits then i do

[candycrabapple]

I'M GOING TO START OFF WITH THANKING YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR ESSENTIALLY TELLING ME THAT I AM A DIURETIC. YOU REALLY ARE A FANTASTIC FRIEND LIKE THAT. ONLY WHEN I SAY FANTASTIC FRIEND I MEAN RAGING ARSEHOLE THAT BURNS WITH THE HEAT OF A DYING SUN.

AND I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN IT'S STUDY TIME, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TOO BUSY *ACTUALLY* STUDYING. I KNOW THAT SEEMS JUST SO CRAZY TO EVEN BELIEVE BUT IT'S USUALLY WHAT I TEND TO DUE DURING THE STUDY PERIOD.

[truestsciences]

aww kar you dont havve to say it like that
you knoww i mean these things in jest
an you still freak out an yell at more people in an hour then ivve evver yelled at in my life
youre pretty fuckin highstrung an fidgety

[candycrabapple]

JEST? YOU COULDN'T JOKE YOUR WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BACK WITH A LAMINATED JOKE BOOK IN YOUR HANDS.

I DON'T YELL, THIS ISN'T EVEN ME YELLING NOW, AND JUST BECAUSE I'M HAVING A PASSIONATE DEBATE WITH SOMEONE OVER SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN I'M YELLING.
AND HOW AM I HIGH STRUNG AND FIDGETY? I AM TOTALLY CALM AND MELLOW ABOUT THINGS.

[littlefairybull]

dO YOU REALLY THINK THAT, uH,
tHERE ARE GOING TO BE, dISASTROUS OCCURRENCES HAPPENING?

[truestsciences]

considerin this is hogwwarts i think disasters are inevvitable
wwhen has there been a month wwhere nothin strange or horrible happened
an wwith the end a the year comin up its just more an more likely someone is goin to do somethin fuckin stupid

[littlefairybull]

uHH, i GUESS THAT'S TRUE,
mAYBE, tHERE ARE SOME SORT OF PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES OR,
cAREFUL PLANNING THAT CAN BE IMPLEMENTED, tO PREVENT MOMENTS THAT ARE UNFORTUNATE,

[truestsciences]

are you honestly that naivve
if bad shit is goin to happen its goin to be regardless of any bullshit precautions

[littlefairybull]

tHEN MAYBE, hAVE SYSTEMS IN PLACE,
tO QUICKLY SUBDUE SHENANIGANS, iN THE EVENT OF THEIR OCCURANCE,
}:?