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[truestsciences]

so i knoww studyin isnt a big deal for a lotta kids in my year
wwhich is fine i guess you want to be a lazy sack a shit because its not like wwe need to take the owwls or newwts
but wwould it really kill some a you to take these last feww months seriously
i dont really wwant to havve to deal wwith slackers
or interruptions
some a us wwant to do wwell in the future an not just end up scrapin by on a meager limit so just keep us in mind and try not to wwreck the library or do anythin to stupid and disatrous
alright

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[truestsciences]

ivve nevver heard a you doin it before
an its accurate though aint it
youre tryin to butter me up
get me on your side for whatevver reasons youvve got an quite frankly i dont think offerin use a your office is enough

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[plushaeusrumpified]

What's accurate? Me getting in your daddies pants? Yeah that's accurate. Buttering you up? Not so much. Geez. Give me more credit than that. What do you expect me to offer though, a whole classroom for your sole use?

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[truestsciences]

i wwould say both
bein a kissass is unbecomin you knoww
an no i wwould a thought a somethin completely unrelated to school but i guess youre just not that imaginativve

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[plushaeusrumpified]

In the event I WERE trying to kiss your ass, I wouldn't know what to offer you unrelated to school. So therefore your point is invalid and I'm not discussing this with you anymore. I'll just go offer my office to someone who appreciates it more.

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[truestsciences]

so you mean in the evvent thats clearly goin on right here
i nevver said i didnt appreciate the offer im just suspicious

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[plushaeusrumpified]

You have got to stop assuming you know things. Seriously, it's getting annoying. Why can't you just accept my offer for what it is instead of trying to find ulterior motives behind it? I mean, I know you Amporas are naturally like that, but come on. I'm sure daddy wouldn't appreciate you giving me hell like this.

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[truestsciences]

i dont think hed appreciate bribery either
evven if you claim thats not wwhat youre doin it comes across like that
i mean i could see wwhy youd wwant to and its not all that professional
an i could be so much wworse

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Look, alright. It's not so much a bribe as it is a peace offering. There's a huge difference. A peace offering with the added hope that maybe you'll come around one day and actually start liking me.

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[truestsciences]

you could havve just said that to begin wwith you knoww
its not like i wwoulda thought you wwere lyin

Re: Private

[plushaeusrumpified]

I could've, but I was at least trying to be subtle. I guess it was pointless for your oh so observant nature, though. So anyway, what'll it be? You gonna accept my peace offering, or should I just accept the fact you hate my guts and just focus on making sure Crobro keeps on likin' me?

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[truestsciences]

youre shit at bein subtle
but i guess i can accept your offerin

are you really callin him crobro
wwhy

Re: Private

[plushaeusrumpified]

If I really wanted to get away with it, I would've been a lot more subtle. But this isn't a cause to use my real tricks, buddy. But thanks, I appreciate it.

Because he's rad and we're friends. What other reason could I possibly have? Maybe one day you'll be Eribro. Or Eridawg. But that day is not today.

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[truestsciences]

im so glad im not wworthy than

cronus doesnt havve friends
he has people he desperately wwants to havve sex wwith

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I didn't mean it quite like that.

I highly doubt the guy wants to sleep with me. Give him a little more credit then that, Erinope.

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[truestsciences]

sure you didnt

i already knoww im your least favvorite so wwhy should i care

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Come on now, don't start throwing a pity party here. I never said I was playing favorites or anything. He's just the one who came around first. We get along. You and I? Well this conversation is a shining example of how much we don't. It's fixable though.

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[truestsciences]

you seem to be playin favvorites
just pointin out that hey cro is doin a lot fuckin better than you at somethin thats unimportant
youre my professor an my dads sleepin wwith you
that doesnt mean we need to be best friends

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright, fine. My bad. I won't point it out anymore, if it hurts your feelings so much.

I don't think you get how serious we are about each other, though. I mean, do you think this is just some stupid sexual thing? It's more than that. We're a part of each other's lives.

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[truestsciences]

youre not goin to replace my mother
or my father
wwere not family evven if your in my dads life
wwe dont havve to be

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa, hold up.

Is that what this is about? You're afraid I'm going to try to replace your mom, somehow?

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[truestsciences]

afraid you dont got the proper parts for that so no

[which is about as close as you'll get to him talking about his feelings with you.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

You know what I meant, smartass.

Anyway. Dude, I'm not trying to fucking replace your mother, alright? That's the last thing I'd try to do. For one, I have more than enough kids. I don't need another one. Second of all, I have way goddamn more respect for you and Cronus than that.