shitknickers: (where there is a flame)
Jake english ([personal profile] shitknickers) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2013-06-08 10:39 pm

☠ 008

So then what are everyones plans for the summer? I know that personally i will be taking at least a few weeks off from everything if at all possible after those bloody owls.
Naturally ill start up the summer curriculum homework afterward but golly do i need a break.
Maybe ill go camping. That sounds like a splendid idea. Would anyone like to join me?


--ah, mister Rogers, I think this textbook is yours.

[[ooc; Jake is packing his things in his trunk to leave. Anybody that wants to bother him in his room is also welcome, though the not-network part of this post is directed at Steve.]]
strideallknight: (Aw yeah he's got the moves)

[personal profile] strideallknight 2013-06-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
ok fair point
id say stuffing my shirt but those shirts wouldnt be able to hold that
or i could just go half naked and strut my stuff around
strideallknight: (Dot dot dot)

[personal profile] strideallknight 2013-06-22 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
jake are you trying to be my new therapist to replace my sister
didnt i tell you that she gets territorial
maybe i just want to be free of the confines of my clothes and properly express myself to the world
maybe i want to make some sort of statement of what society expects of me
maybe i just want to show off and make a nuisance of myself
or maybe i secretly want to get up on a pole and show off my moves
the truth is well never know
strideallknight: (Rrrriiiiiight)

[personal profile] strideallknight 2013-06-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
jake jake jake
you are entering a world in which you cant back out of
you took that step through the threshold of the door and now its shut tight behind you
not to mention youre the one who started it by calling out the bondage kink that i didnt even KNOW you were into
next youll tell me that youre into bdsm or that you want rose as your personal dominatrix
strideallknight: (Ruby autumn)

[personal profile] strideallknight 2013-06-22 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
whats your point
that you think about doing the deed in kinky ways more than a 14 year old
dang if thats the case then i hope i dont age to 16
i might just die of frustration


[Dave is succeeding in making this worse, he thinks.]
strideallknight: (Dude)

[personal profile] strideallknight 2013-06-22 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
not particularly
it depends on one person to another
some people try it as young as 13 and then try more kinky shit after learning the basics
or some just jump right into it with no fucks given
youll find your kinks eventually jake
i believe in you
strideallknight: (That's vaguely interesting)

[personal profile] strideallknight 2013-06-28 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
change away
heres a question
do you have any idea when youre gonna do this whole camp out in the forbidden forest thing since you seem really taken with that idea as an awesome place to camp
i think youre nuts but hey ive got 2 crazy brothers so i guess i cant really say much against you