3 Rescued Princesses

[wandsr4wimps]

I'M A TEENAGER TODAY!!

STATS FOR AGE 13:
+ 5 Strength
+ 4 Agility
+ 1 Charisma
+ 0 Intelligence
- 3 Wisdom

So now that I'm in the teen zone, all you guys who are already there need to start spilling the deets. Do we get a special card? A secret handshake? Tell me everything. Every time I've asked Jake about being a teenager, he just said a bunch of stuff about hair and bad smells and feelings, but I'm like 99% sure he only said that to keep from spoiling the surprise.

Speaking of Jake, he'll be here on Sunday for the family day thing! If you haven't met him, you should, since he's the best bro in the universe.

Comments

[wandsr4wimps]

Maybe we have to undergo some kind of trial to get them. Like it's at the end of some super deadly labyrinth with monsters in it.

The "Kids Couldn't Handle All These Fire Squirrels, So Good Thing You're Dapper Young Dudes and Dudettes"... Labyrinth.

[its_cor_aline]

I've explored a pretty good chunk of this castle..if that exists it's really well hidden.
...We should go look for it.

[wandsr4wimps]

YES. Immediately!

Hmm. Now what would be the best place for somebody to hide a big, dangerous, monsterful, awesome coming-of-age labyrinth?

[its_cor_aline]

Well, it would have to be in or around the dungeons right? If it's that huge and all.
Or in the Forbidden Forest but..we can't go there.

Ugh! This would be so much easier if stuff in the castle didn't shift around and make it so hard to keep an updated map.

[wandsr4wimps]

It's almost like the castle doesn't want us to achieve our true teenagery potential.

... Coraline. A life-changing realization just hit me. What if the labyrinth shifts around too?

[its_cor_aline]

I bet that's one of the challenges.

I...I never thought of that before! Dude! If that's true then the labyrinth could shift and let the monster out.

[wandsr4wimps]

So not only is it up to us to come of age, but we have to keep everyone else from turning into monster chow!

Man! Jake wasn't kidding about new teen responsibilities!

[its_cor_aline]

...all of them?

Because I gotta be honest here Finn..there are a few people I personally wouldn't mind seeing become monster chow.

(aaand now Coraline is imagining the possibilities of having the other Quidditch team members out of the picture.)

[wandsr4wimps]

Coraline I-Don't-Know-Your-Middle-Name Jones! I'm surprised at you! Of course we need to at least try to rescue everyone, because even if they're huge patoots, almost everybody has the potential to unpatoot themselves!

Besides, they might haunt us as gross chewed-up ghosts if we didn't.

[its_cor_aline]

Hmm..I suppose those are good points. Besides, who'd want to be haunted by someone that got on my nerves for the rest of their life?

Where should we begin looking for the monster? I bet it would be near the dungeons.