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[nosigntospeakof]

SO MANY PARENTS ARE ARRIVING MUCH SOONER THAN ANTICIPATED.
I HONESTLY WASN'T EXPECTING MUCH OF ANYONE UNTIL EARLY AFTERNOON AT LEAST.

HELLO, PARENTS AND GUARDIANS! WELCOME TO HOGWARTS AND IN SOME CASES BACK TO HOGWARTS.
I'M PROFESSOR VANTAS, THE HISTORY OF MAGIC TEACHER.
I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING ALL OF YOU AND GIVING YOU PROGRESS REPORTS ON YOUR CHILDREN.

YES, NEPETA AND KARKAT, THAT INCLUDES BOTH OF YOU.

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awkwardly posts hi there

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[SUDDENLY. THERE IS.

A WOMAN. A woman with a cat on her shoulder and she is peering over your shoulder Sal, do you see that familiar black hair and she is peeeeering. And suddenly HUG]

I got the owl and unfortunately Karkitty wouldn't come with me but Fluffy did. [The calico cat doesn't even look up. Karkitty is the name Di gave to a particularly stubborn cat back home who yowls and sulks a lot. She doesn't call him that in front of Karkat] You know how he hates broomsticks. And flying. And generally leaving the ground.

[selfhatred]

SOMEHOW I DOUBT THEY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PROGRESS REPORTS.

[condescendence]

A progress report?
W)(at for?
Surely if there was a problem you would not )(ave waited t)(is long to inform me of it.
T)(at would just be stupid.

[Can you FEEL the condescension.]

[purrfect]

:3 < hehe understood!
X3 < i hope my dad and my purrfessor get along!!