Third current

[cuddlefishpeixes]

It's been so much fun to meet everyone's parents! And also, um, enlig)(tening, in some cases. I'm just )(appy t)(at Nanny Gloria made t)(e trip after all! I was worried s)(e wouldn't be able to make it! 38D

...O)(, and Mot)(er is )(ere too.

_{[Feferi's mom is the classy bitch with even more hair than her daughter. Kind of hard to miss. Feferi, meanwhile, will just be hanging out with a little old white-haired lady whose voice is so soft it's barely even a whisper.]}

Comments

[stridingironically]

youre that chick with all the hair i met earlier arent you.
so wheres mama shaggy cuz i gotta see that.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

You're Strider's brot)(er, rig)(t?

I don't know, Mot)(er's around somew)(ere.

[stridingironically]

whoa whoa whoa.
you dont say that to me.
dave should be the one known as striders brother.

ill just follow the trail of hairballs until i find her.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

O)(, sorry Mr. Strider. I didn't know I was supposed to )(ave met you before.

[stridingironically]

but im famous.
what the fuck.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

O)( I've )(eard PL---ENTY about you from your brot)(er.

[stridingironically]

god damn ive heard this so many times today.
and yet nobody sounds impressed.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

T)(at's because your brot)(er is a bully and a jerk, and from w)(at I've seen, you're not muc)( better!

[stridingironically]

oh.
just wait until i get a job here.
just you wait wookie princess.
its gonna be so fun for me.
i mean you.
both of us.
youll see how fucking awesome i am.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

If t)(at was a t)(reat, t)(en I'm really not scared, Mr. Strider. You must be a coward if you don't )(ave anyt)(ing better to do t)(an t)(reaten a fourteen-year-old girl.

[stridingironically]

what the fuck no.
daves been feeding you a line of bullshit.
youve been falling for it hook line and sinker.
im the fucking nicest guy youll ever meet.
i dont hurt little girls.
or little girls with really big hair.
i mean are you compensating for something.
were you born that way or is it mabelline.
youre fuckin worth it.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

)(a)(a. NIC-E. I'll believe it w)(en I see it.
Dave )(asn't been feeding me anyt)(ing. I just doubt t)(at someone w)(o's apparently so nice would raise a kid like )(im.

And w)(y are you so concerned wit)( my )(air, Mr. Strider?
Is it because you're old enoug)( to be losing yours?

[stridingironically]

oh but dave is so independent.
he does what he wants when he wants.
i tried.
i tried so hard to control him.
but hes out of control.
dr phil wouldnt even touch him.

yeah thats exactly it.
why dont you trim a few feet from the bottom and donate it to me.
make a nice wig yknow.
i dont think anyone would even notice if you got any taken out.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

_{[SCR-----EEEEEEEEEEEEEEC)(!!! She's just gonna pile her hair in her lap now and make sure it's all there before replying.]}

If you TOUC)( my )(air I will )(ex you bald-)(eaded!
You're CR------------------------EEPY!

_{[OLLI-----E OUT.]}