SIX ♋

[selfhatred]

[Filtered to Salvador Vantas]

Can I talk to you?

[/Filtered]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN, FOLKS.
GUESS WHO YOUR NEW QUIDDITCH ANNOUNCER IS, BITCHES.
THAT'S RIGHT. ME.
I'LL BE THERE WITH MY CHARMING VOICE AND PERSONALITY COMMENTATING ON EVERYTHING YOU FUCKERS DO.
EVERY
FUCKING
THING.
SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, BOYS AND GIRLS, BECAUSE KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS IS IN THE HOUSE.

Comments

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Well of course, Karcrab!
I'll make sure to make it a matc)( you can't take your eyes off of!

[selfhatred]

GOOD, BECAUSE IT'LL BE THE FIRST MATCH I'VE EVER FUCKING WATCHED.
THE RULE BOOK ALONE IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

)(mm, it doesn't seem t)(at complicated to me.
Maybe it'll make more sense w)(en you're watc)(ing it!

[selfhatred]

HOPEFULLY. OTHERWISE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE ONE FUCKING CONFUSED ANNOUNCER.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

I'm sure you'll be WOND-ERFUL. 38)
After all, you've got all t)(at c)(arm and personality!

[selfhatred]

DAMN STRAIGHT.
STRIDER AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

)(ee)(ee! )(e )(as a personality? 38O

[selfhatred]

HAH. GOOD ONE.