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D --> I was originally glad to be back from the Easter Holidays, but now, I wish I was back home again
D --> Or, once again, that I was at Durmstrang where I tr001y belong
D --> Or really, anyplace far away from the inf100ence of all these awful muggleborns and halfb100ds would be nice

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[See that icon, Karkat? That icon is actually a picture Equius has taped to the entry. That's about as close as Equius gets to making faces, actually, but the way he keeps staring intensely is probably bad enough. Feel those dark blue eyes bore into your skull, Karkat. Feel it and suffer.]

[There's nothing for a moment before lines start to be drawn on the picture from Karkat's end. By the end, it looks something like this.]

THAT'S BETTER.

D --> Why, what a handsome mustache
D --> It rather reminds me of my father's
D --> Perhaps I shall grow one of my own and make your picture a reality
D --> In the mean time, allow me to share with you some e%quisite art as a thank you

[And that is when this picture is taped on]

Edited 2012-04-21 01:40 (UTC)

GROSS.
I DON'T NEED YOU SHARING YOUR FUCKING WET FANTASIES WITH ME, ZAHHAK.

D --> It's not gross, it's art, and it's beautiful
D --> Your lack of appreciation does not lower its artistic va100

IT MIGHT BE ART BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING VAN GOGH THREW UP ON HIS DEATH BED AND THEN PISSED ON IN ORDER TO MAKE THE PAINT.
WAIT. MAKE THAT PICASSO.
PICASSO WAS THE WEIRDO OF THE ARTIST WORLD.

Edited 2012-04-21 01:58 (UTC)

D --> You don't know anything about art, do you

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO SHITS?

D --> No, but your face quite resembles it

OOH BURN. DID YOU THINK THAT UP WHILE YOU WERE BEING FUCKED BY A CENTAUR THIS MORNING?

[There is no reply. Mostly because Equius is just sitting there, blushing, and kind of wishing he had encountered a centaur this morning. Whoops]

[And he takes the no reply as to mean exactly that.]

GROSS, ZAHHAK.
FUCKING GROSS.

D --> Shut up
D --> You said it first

I WASN'T THE ONE ACTUALLY IMAGINING IT HAPPEN.

YOU HAVE A BONER NOW, DON'T YOU?

NO

[yes]

D --> That is abso100tely disgusting
D --> I canter believe you'd even imply such things
D --> Or that you would even consider the state of my arousal
D --> I do not know which is horse
D --> I mean worse
D --> Stop thinking about my nethers at once

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HORSE DICK.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I?
IT'S GROSS AND DISGUSTING AND
UGH I NEED A FUCKING SHOWER.

D --> If you weren't thinking about it, you wouldn't be talking about it
D --> Why am I even talking about it
D --> This is so 100d
D --> Don't go to the showers, I am going there myself

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