One Bassline

[shaddup]

helloooooo lovely ladies of hogwarrrrts

and gentlemen if youre so inclined

i know a lot of you have been eyeing off young mister pots of the hufflepuff house
you know the one with the vacant stare and the muppet brush he calls hair

anyway

iiiiii would strongly suggest NOT persuing a relationship with him
he is a terrible boyfriend and an all around no show in the bedroom

i know this because his last girlfriend told me
poor soul

anywho
behave yourself kids or the boogeyman will get you
and by boogeyman i mean the potions teacher

Comments

[notatusspot]

i'm 15
i'm gonna be 16 in may

[screaminginthedark]

close enough

still a total minor
tell murdoc to stop being a creepy cradle robber

[notatusspot]

it's not like that
it's not like that at all
we're just mates
or were
not sure i want to be his mate anymore

[screaminginthedark]

i don't see why you were mates in the first place

murdoc needs to get punched in the teeth
i don't know how you can stand him

[badly locked from Murdoc]

[notatusspot]

he hasn't got anyone else
and i think he's gotten punched in the teeth more than enough already

Re: [badly locked from Murdoc]

[screaminginthedark]

if that's the only reason you have to stick around a bastard like him
then you must be more of an idiot than you look

[badly locked from Murdoc]

[notatusspot]

everyone needs a friend
especially those what don't got any friends

[locked from Murdoc]

[screaminginthedark]

some people need to learn how to be decent before they deserve friends

just saying

[locked from Murdoc]

[notatusspot]

can't learn to be decent if no one's ever shown you how

Re: [locked from Murdoc]

[screaminginthedark]

and you think being passive is showing him?

[locked from Murdoc]

[notatusspot]

think it's better than punching him

[locked from Murdoc]

[screaminginthedark]

noooot really