Murdoc Faust Niccals (
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sortinghat_rp2012-04-28 12:22 am
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helloooooo lovely ladies of hogwarrrrts
and gentlemen if youre so inclined
i know a lot of you have been eyeing off young mister pots of the hufflepuff house
you know the one with the vacant stare and the muppet brush he calls hair
anyway
iiiiii would strongly suggest NOT persuing a relationship with him
he is a terrible boyfriend and an all around no show in the bedroom
i know this because his last girlfriend told me
poor soul
anywho
behave yourself kids or the boogeyman will get you
and by boogeyman i mean the potions teacher
and gentlemen if youre so inclined
i know a lot of you have been eyeing off young mister pots of the hufflepuff house
you know the one with the vacant stare and the muppet brush he calls hair
anyway
iiiiii would strongly suggest NOT persuing a relationship with him
he is a terrible boyfriend and an all around no show in the bedroom
i know this because his last girlfriend told me
poor soul
anywho
behave yourself kids or the boogeyman will get you
and by boogeyman i mean the potions teacher
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what did you do with paula
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why would you do that
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Th-th-threadjack?
Yay sister jacks!
Yesssssss
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gross, dude
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all the more reason not to snog him then
pass it on
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because you want to snog him yourself
i mean it's obvious you want in his pants
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is it selfish for me to expect my lead vocalist to be dedicated to the band
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i'm gonna be 16 in may
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still a total minor
tell murdoc to stop being a creepy cradle robber
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it's not like that at all
we're just mates
or were
not sure i want to be his mate anymore
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Even if Paula was a bint...
Apologise.
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i could do better than paula
nnnnnnn
ooooooooo
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Apologise or I'll make you.
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i aaaaaaam
not scared
Man should she just hunt him down and kick him out a window?
YEAH
OK THEN
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[ACHSHUNNNN]
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well
maybe school is where you should be
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i am hardly policing whose significant others various other students are kissing
UNLESS YOU'RE REFERRING TO MISS MERCER
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nnnooooo i dont think she fits the role quite so well
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which im sure you do already
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im all full of care and that shit