One Bassline

[shaddup]

helloooooo lovely ladies of hogwarrrrts

and gentlemen if youre so inclined

i know a lot of you have been eyeing off young mister pots of the hufflepuff house
you know the one with the vacant stare and the muppet brush he calls hair

anyway

iiiiii would strongly suggest NOT persuing a relationship with him
he is a terrible boyfriend and an all around no show in the bedroom

i know this because his last girlfriend told me
poor soul

anywho
behave yourself kids or the boogeyman will get you
and by boogeyman i mean the potions teacher

Comments

[shaddup]

ooooh was that a threat

i aaaaaaam

not scared

Man should she just hunt him down and kick him out a window?

[chousenplayer]

It was.

And fine, don't be.

But you should.

YEAH

[shaddup]

yeah
no
i wont be

everrrrrr

OK THEN

[chousenplayer]

Fine.
You will learn.

[HEY MURDOC, GUESS WHOSE ON THE HUNT!]

[shaddup]

not likely

[ACHSHUNNNN]

[chousenplayer]

[You know what's easy?

Locator charms.

You know what's satisfying?

Slamming a heavy textbook into the back of a moron's head]

[shaddup]

[Murdoc nearly inhales the pen he was chewing on.]

AAAAaaaaaeeeEEeaugh!

Wazzat for!?

[chousenplayer]

[She'll just stand still as a statue, fringe covering her eyes and face unreadable]

You know what it was for.

[shaddup]

[He rubs his head, pouting a bit but it's not at all cute or endearing on him.]

I didn't put the toad in your bed. I just told the bint in your house to do it.

Not. My. Fault.

[chousenplayer]

[Wow now she just has another reason to swing the book at him again. Maybe she can break his nose again]

That was not what I meant, and you know it.