Adventure 01! And it's filtered from teachers!

[hopefulpageturner]

Hello all!
FAWKES will be meeting tonight in the great hall right after dinner ends!
Do make sure youre prepared because this weeks meeting is going to be a right doozy!
For our younger members might i suggest you sit this one out?
This applies to first and second years!
It may be a bit too much of a dastardly event for your fragile hearts to handle!
Please make sure youre all well equipped and id like to suggest you dont eat much at dinner tonight!
This trip is not for the faint of heart and i sure as sugar would not like to see too many of you losing your lunch tonight!
I will surely see you all tonight!

-J

Comments

[mo_cara]

WhO tHaT fEaThErY mOtHeRfUcKeR bE mEeTiNg WiTh?

[hopefulpageturner]

Oh no no no!
Thats the club name you see!
Were a wizarding adventure club!

[mo_cara]

nO sHiT?
wHaT tHe FuCk KiNd Of AdVeNtUrInG yOu GeT uP tO?

[hopefulpageturner]

Ive heard rumor of these pixies in the forest that are wicked fond of men!
Breathing in the air around them basically gets you high!
Crazy sort of aphrodisiac for some people!
I figured itd be a blast!

[mo_cara]

sO wAiT mOtHeRfUcKeR, yOu'Re SaYiNg ThEsE bItChTiTs PiXiEs AlL bE uP aNd GeTtInG a BrOtHeR hIgH aNd ThEn HaVe MoThErFuCkIn MaKeOuTs WiTh ThE dUdE?

[hopefulpageturner]

Well i dont think they can exactly make out with you!
Theyre tiny!
But i hear they sure as fuck make you feel like you SHOULD be making out with some poor chap!

[mo_cara]

[Why has Gamzee never heard of this?]

Oh, DAMN mOtHeRfUcKeR, tOo BaD i AiN't PaRt Of YoUr ClUb.

[hopefulpageturner]

Were always accepting new members mate!

[mo_cara]

ThEn CoUnT mE iN, bRo!

[hopefulpageturner]

Then meet outside the great hall soon as dinner ends!
And make sure you wear something warm!

[mo_cara]

iS tHeM pIxIeS aLl Be FrOzE uP?

[hopefulpageturner]

From what i hear theyre quite chilly to the touch!

[mo_cara]

hUh.
WeLl, GuEsS i BeTtEr BrInG sOmEtHiNg NiCe AnD wArM tHeN.
;o)