Adventure 01! And it's filtered from teachers!

[hopefulpageturner]

Hello all!
FAWKES will be meeting tonight in the great hall right after dinner ends!
Do make sure youre prepared because this weeks meeting is going to be a right doozy!
For our younger members might i suggest you sit this one out?
This applies to first and second years!
It may be a bit too much of a dastardly event for your fragile hearts to handle!
Please make sure youre all well equipped and id like to suggest you dont eat much at dinner tonight!
This trip is not for the faint of heart and i sure as sugar would not like to see too many of you losing your lunch tonight!
I will surely see you all tonight!

-J

Comments

[screaminginthedark]

what the hell are you planning

do you guys need adult supervision

[hopefulpageturner]

Oh come now!
Why would i ever need supervision?

[screaminginthedark]

because you're an idiot?

if you're going to the forest again
at least take someone who the centaurs like

[hopefulpageturner]

Come on!
I think they like me plenty enough!

[screaminginthedark]

i dunno

i don't think they particularly care for kids running through their territory for the sake of "adventure"

[hopefulpageturner]

Ive talked to them before!
Theyve always been really chill about us wandering through the forest at night!
They just think were a tad stupid.
Which were not!

[shiozake]

That....does not sound particularly safe....

At any rate, I wish you luck in surviving.

[hopefulpageturner]

Oh nonsense!
With the right spells and enchantments well all be fine!
I know how to keep the kids safe!

[shiozake]

.....Of course. Are you sure about that?

[hopefulpageturner]

Absolutely!
Id risk my neck without these enchantments but i wouldnt put others in that much danger!

[shaddup]

AD
VEN
TURE
?

whose bringing the booze

[hopefulpageturner]

Thats for afterwards!
Cant have the youngins drinking can we?

[shaddup]

i dunno
can we
seems like an adventure

[hopefulpageturner]

Not around the kids!
However i am all for it afterwards!

[shaddup]

sounds boring
yet
awfully tempting

[hopefulpageturner]

Seems to be the selling factor to say that were going after these pixies that give you a buzz!

[mo_cara]

WhO tHaT fEaThErY mOtHeRfUcKeR bE mEeTiNg WiTh?

[hopefulpageturner]

Oh no no no!
Thats the club name you see!
Were a wizarding adventure club!

[mo_cara]

nO sHiT?
wHaT tHe FuCk KiNd Of AdVeNtUrInG yOu GeT uP tO?

[hopefulpageturner]

Ive heard rumor of these pixies in the forest that are wicked fond of men!
Breathing in the air around them basically gets you high!
Crazy sort of aphrodisiac for some people!
I figured itd be a blast!

[mo_cara]

sO wAiT mOtHeRfUcKeR, yOu'Re SaYiNg ThEsE bItChTiTs PiXiEs AlL bE uP aNd GeTtInG a BrOtHeR hIgH aNd ThEn HaVe MoThErFuCkIn MaKeOuTs WiTh ThE dUdE?

[hopefulpageturner]

Well i dont think they can exactly make out with you!
Theyre tiny!
But i hear they sure as fuck make you feel like you SHOULD be making out with some poor chap!

[mo_cara]

[Why has Gamzee never heard of this?]

Oh, DAMN mOtHeRfUcKeR, tOo BaD i AiN't PaRt Of YoUr ClUb.

[hopefulpageturner]

Were always accepting new members mate!

[mo_cara]

ThEn CoUnT mE iN, bRo!

[hopefulpageturner]

Then meet outside the great hall soon as dinner ends!
And make sure you wear something warm!

[mo_cara]

iS tHeM pIxIeS aLl Be FrOzE uP?

[hopefulpageturner]

From what i hear theyre quite chilly to the touch!

[mo_cara]

hUh.
WeLl, GuEsS i BeTtEr BrInG sOmEtHiNg NiCe AnD wArM tHeN.
;o)

[yerawwizarderi]

is this about your fuckin notions a wwhat constitutes an advventure
i aint agreein to shit until theres an outline and a plan and some upright fuckin detail into what kind a cock an bull hairbrained scheme youre pullin out a your ass

[hopefulpageturner]

I have a full plan and everything is arranged!
But i just want to keep it a surprise!
I have such a great night planned for us all!

[yerawwizarderi]

ok see i think wwe havve a misunderstandin a sorts here
sayin youre plannin a secret advventure sounds like a cheeky wway a sayin hey eridan im plottin to get us all assassinated by some ridiculous beast cause i refused to prep you all for wwhat wwere gettin into
you get me

[hopefulpageturner]

Oh no no no no no!
Im not planning anything like that! I actually am really prepared for this sort of thing!
I planned a route to where our adventure will take us where there should be minimal REALLY bad conflicts!
Nothing that we as students have not been prepared for!
Thats why i asked that first and second years hang back because its common third year spells that can protect you.
Besides!
If i wanted to hurt someone id just wrestle them instead! Its more fun!

[yerawwizarderi]

you havve the strangest ideas about wwhat constitutes fun english
wwrestlin wwerewwolvves and bears and wwho knoww wwhat else
gettin lost somewwhere for the sake of a thrill
wwhy should i go along wwith your newwest harebrained fuckin scheme

[hopefulpageturner]

Because this time i promise nothing bad is going to happen!
Ive got a deterrant charm that will keep all the bad stuff away from us for the most part!
Besides, im going to have us back by midnight anyways!
Its not like im a thumbtwidling fool!

[Sloppily spelled private]

[mo_cara]

mOtHeRfUcKeR sAyS tHeRe Be BoOzE aNd MaKeOuTs.
;o)

[yerawwizarderi]

yeah
and
if thats all you wwant wwe dont havve to leavve the dorms

[mo_cara]

yEaH, bUt ThAt ShIt Be FiNe To Do In NeW plAcEs.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwith english as company
i dont fuckin think so