Adventure 01! And it's filtered from teachers!

[hopefulpageturner]

Hello all!
FAWKES will be meeting tonight in the great hall right after dinner ends!
Do make sure youre prepared because this weeks meeting is going to be a right doozy!
For our younger members might i suggest you sit this one out?
This applies to first and second years!
It may be a bit too much of a dastardly event for your fragile hearts to handle!
Please make sure youre all well equipped and id like to suggest you dont eat much at dinner tonight!
This trip is not for the faint of heart and i sure as sugar would not like to see too many of you losing your lunch tonight!
I will surely see you all tonight!

-J

Comments

[hopefulpageturner]

I have a full plan and everything is arranged!
But i just want to keep it a surprise!
I have such a great night planned for us all!

[yerawwizarderi]

ok see i think wwe havve a misunderstandin a sorts here
sayin youre plannin a secret advventure sounds like a cheeky wway a sayin hey eridan im plottin to get us all assassinated by some ridiculous beast cause i refused to prep you all for wwhat wwere gettin into
you get me

[hopefulpageturner]

Oh no no no no no!
Im not planning anything like that! I actually am really prepared for this sort of thing!
I planned a route to where our adventure will take us where there should be minimal REALLY bad conflicts!
Nothing that we as students have not been prepared for!
Thats why i asked that first and second years hang back because its common third year spells that can protect you.
Besides!
If i wanted to hurt someone id just wrestle them instead! Its more fun!

[yerawwizarderi]

you havve the strangest ideas about wwhat constitutes fun english
wwrestlin wwerewwolvves and bears and wwho knoww wwhat else
gettin lost somewwhere for the sake of a thrill
wwhy should i go along wwith your newwest harebrained fuckin scheme

[hopefulpageturner]

Because this time i promise nothing bad is going to happen!
Ive got a deterrant charm that will keep all the bad stuff away from us for the most part!
Besides, im going to have us back by midnight anyways!
Its not like im a thumbtwidling fool!